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Travis Henry Has Super Sperm

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by Russianator

Travis Henry Has Super Sperm

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Travis Henry - a man who has allegedly fathered 9 children with 9 different women - and is " at ease " with this fact, is truly special. The man has compiled some very good rushing stats in the NFL, amassing 5,828 career rushing yards and 35 tds in less than 7 years in the league.

While those stats won't blow you away, surely we can all agree that 9 kids with 9 different women is a truly remarkable statistical accomplishment. Well, here's a little something that makes it EVEN MORE special - smoking weed damages your sperm.

Since it's been reported that Travis failed ANOTHER drug test for marijuana and is looking at a year long suspension from the NFL, ask yourself - had Travis not been smoking copious amounts of pot all these years, just how many kids would he have now? Has marijuana damaged his quest to break Calvin Murphy's record of 14 kids? Could he have gone for 20 kids? Travis has plenty of time to father more children, but it's a shame he has potentially damaged what we already know are hall of fame insemination skills.

On a related note, I'd like to thank Travis for sinking my fantasy team with this latest incident, especially since another guy in my league signed Selvin Young 2 days ago - at least I'm not bitter or anything.

 Originally published at http://idiotsonsports.blogspot.com  


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SSreportersLegend
374 days ago
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This is more like a locker room article to me.
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DonatevoMajor Leaguer
373 days ago
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9 children with 9 different women = egomaniacal dumbass.
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