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Thursday Night, I'll Be At Dinner with Billy Donovan. Tell Me What To Ask Him

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by user DNL

This Thursday night, I'm going to a fund raiser for the Student Athletes organization. You can see more about it here.

One of the honorees is Billy Donovan.

Yes, the same Billy Donovan who is coach of the Florida Gators Orlando Magic Florida Gators.

There's a slight, slight, slight chance that I'll have a chance to ask him a question. Because of the type of event, and because of why I was invited, I'm not going to ask him anything that's really offensive (e.g. no use of words that start with D, end with G, and have an OUCHEBA in the middle) or likely to get me thrown out.

However, I'm sure the sports world out there would be a lot more creative than I am in coming up with that one question I may get to ask.

So, in the comments, leave your questions. And then vote for the questions, left by others. (You don't need an account to comment, but you do need one to vote for comments, so register).

Opportunity permitting, I'll ask him the top-most vote getter that doesn't get me thrown out, punched in the face, ignored, and/or arrested.

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JuTMSY4Legend
496 days ago
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Why not Kentucky - What was his rational?
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KelsdadAll-Star
496 days ago
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Ask him where he bought the skirt he's wearing.
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PeanMajor Leaguer
496 days ago
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ask him why the &$#% he never wanted to coach Providence, and if...he will please coach Providence
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EnyboDiv-I Stud
496 days ago
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Yes, please ask him if he will coach Providence. If he says no, ask him again. If he still says no, ask him again. Keep asking until he says yes.
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KelsdadAll-Star
496 days ago
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I agree there, he needs to be back in the Big East where he belongs. I see his point though, Gainesville, sunshine, Providence, crap, Gainseville.....
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JuTMSY4Legend
496 days ago
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Have you been to providence?!
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JuTMSY4Legend
496 days ago
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Its the god damn strip club capital of the states...
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EnyboDiv-I Stud
496 days ago
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Excuse me but Providence has sunshine too. Of course, it would only come out if you made a "donation" to the mayor.
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JuTMSY4Legend
496 days ago
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Buddy's now in boston...
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EnyboDiv-I Stud
495 days ago
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Only temporarily
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JuTMSY4Legend
495 days ago
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2 years?
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KelsdadAll-Star
496 days ago
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Of course.
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The BeastAAA-er
496 days ago
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Do you also think that Tyron Briggs and the Jay the Joke crew are fools?
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DNLLegend
496 days ago
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I don't think I want a "huh?"
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JuTMSY4Legend
496 days ago
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Maybe he'll know...
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
496 days ago
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Beast, what is wrong with you? You DO NOT deserve Allison!
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Clayton St. John Smythe Esq.Varsity
496 days ago
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Hey Beast, don't be dissin on me and my crew homie. Just cuz you juvie don't mean you off limits, shorty. PS - Check out my Devin Hester post - I'm trying to get some absolution. (You know, get away from the fish taco on soft porn tortilla talk.) It's got a good vid. Just like Manny, I must get my props.
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
496 days ago
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Yeah, seriously what the hell brought that comment on? Geez, all we tried to do was help Beast get laid with the hottest 18 year old chick on the Internet and he bashes us? Damn kid, we were even talking at JTJ about chipping in and getting you a set of wheels to impress the girl. Forget all that now. What gives Beast, disappointed that Johnny Weir isn't 45 miles away from your house instead of pole vaulting Allison?
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The BeastAAA-er
496 days ago
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I guess you just answered the question?
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
496 days ago
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So what are you saying, The Beast is now out of the closet here at ArmchairGM?
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The BeastAAA-er
496 days ago
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Actually I am not saying that, False Prophet hater!
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
496 days ago
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Well then what the heck are you implying Beast 'cause it sure sounded like your confession of preferring men over women?
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
496 days ago
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Beast, "be straight" with the rest of us for just a moment. Have you EVER gotten laid? You are acting pretty damn weird considering the entire blog here was ready to help you land Allison and become an Internet legend in the process. What is going on?
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The BeastAAA-er
496 days ago
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I think you're the weirdo here Briggs. First off, you have no contact to Allison. You have no way to find her. Unless you're some sort of predator. I am not gay, but I am a Catholic and do not feel that it is morally or even socially acceptable to walk up to somebody's door and say, "F*** me hard!" No, common man. I am not gay, but talking about people in demeaning, sexually explicit ways is not cool.
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Clayton St. John Smythe Esq.Varsity
496 days ago
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Wordup Beast, way to stick up for yourself and your beliefs. Keep it real and keep the faith.

PS You are absolutely right about walking up to the front door of a hot girls house and making that sort of demand. It RARELY works out. When I was 16 years old, success rate was like under 12 percent.

PPS Don't slack on your math studies.
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
495 days ago
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Awh don't fuss out now Beast. Of course we all know she is a senior at Newport Harbor - you were the one to introduce her to all of us here at ArmchairGM. Now there is nothing wrong with being Catholic and everything but come on kid, you cannot just wave the religious flag and expect the ladies to be impressed. Now who here said for you to walk up to her door and act like a complete idiot? Nobody, that's who. You've gotta be a little more sauve than that! You gotta have Barry White's mentality on these types of issues. JFC, your goal is to be with the hottest high school internet chick, so make that first impression count! Beast, the key is to make the ladies know what you want without being so damn obvious or act like a complete Sunday school prude! Hey don't blame me that you didn't get these types of talks from daddy or Rev. Kombol, I'm just here to help!
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JuTMSY4Legend
495 days ago
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I like how clarence's success rate was under 12% suggest that he'd done it atleast 9 times...awesome
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
495 days ago
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I still really don't get why Beast is pissed at some of us for trying to help him get laid.
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The BeastAAA-er
495 days ago
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Because you really can't talk to Allison, you don't know her. People don't just feel like banging people whoever the see.
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
495 days ago
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Beast, I think you are HIGHLY underrating the collective talent at ArmchairGM. JFC, what kind of an attitude is that - oh you don't know her? GET TO KNOW HER! And we are ALL HERE to HELP YOU! This group of individuals united on the flag for a cause as noble and just to get you laid is MOST DEFINITELY qualified to present YOU DA BEAST as this fair and precious young lady's most qualified suitor. Now what are you REALLY AFRAID of on this matter? Actual success? Why are YOU SO DAMN HARD ON YOURSELF by fearing rejection from Allison? Damnit boy, don't YOU think YOU are GOOD ENOUGH for a pole vaulting sweetie?
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Patrickburke1980All-American
496 days ago
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Ask him if Marcellus Wallace looks like a bitch.
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I LOVE ME SOME MEWaterboy
495 days ago
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Ask him if the Orlando Magic look like bitches.
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
496 days ago
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Ask Donovan if that Noah clown's NBA career will last as long as his coaching stint with the Magic.
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JuTMSY4Legend
496 days ago
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He'll say no...
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Clayton St. John Smythe Esq.Varsity
496 days ago
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How about, "Would you like to contribute to a weekly column on Armchair GM next season? There are no contracts involved."
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
496 days ago
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Ask Donovan if he feels that weekend seminar on "Ethics and Integrity of Honoring Contracts for Coaches" by Nick Saban paid off?
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JuTMSY4Legend
496 days ago
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As taught by Jim Harrick Jr.?
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JuTMSY4Legend
496 days ago
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or Larry Brown?!
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
496 days ago
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I thought of Saban since they have that FLORIDA connection.
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Manny StilesAAA-er
496 days ago
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Does he like the nickname I gave him? (Billy D. Millions)
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JuTMSY4Legend
496 days ago
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Thanks for the love manny...
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
496 days ago
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I think we have a serious problem here with "Beast". An identity crisis of sorts. I know that Beast and Erik discuss us horrible "JTJ Trolls" in quite length off the record here so I thought I would do my civic duty and suggest that Rev. Kombol help this wayward lad wade through these troubled waters... May God be with you!
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JuTMSY4Legend
496 days ago
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instructional videos, or hood rats (a la 40 year old virgin)?
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
496 days ago
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Actually, I think "Beast" needs to "find himself" before he can determine WHAT TYPE of videos are required.
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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer
495 days ago
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I say ask him out and take a picture of the reaction face.
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