Ten things Gretzky might have said to Crosby

by Laykroyd

(Originally published on HockeyAdventure.com)

What might Wayne Gretzky have said to Sidney Crosby in conversation outside the dressing rooms after the Pittsburgh Penguins beat the Phoenix Coyotes 3-1 at Mellon Arena on Monday? Here are ten intriguing possibilities.

1. “Never call the New Jersey Devils a Mickey Mouse organization. What, that thought never crossed your mind?”

2. “Stay away from those Jofa helmets. I know, I know…but today the concussions are MUCH stronger.”

3. “So, who’s your designated fire hydrant?”

4. “I bet you’ll break all my records someday. Wait, let me rephrase that.”

5. “No way. Semenko could take Laraque, easy.”

6. “Yeah, but did you know I used to endorse 7-Up [1]?”

7. “Oh, and the Wayne Gretzky doll! How could I forget the doll?”

8. “That’s just a silly rumor. Why would they trade you to Los Angeles?”

9. “Believe me, Vancouver’s a lot nicer than Turin anyway.”

10. “Buddy, why don’t you ask Paulina yourself?”

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11. "Well you covered the spread, so Janet will mail you the check promptly. Would you prefer it in Canadian or American currency?

12. "We were so close to voting you onto Team Canada, but we crossed off your name and wrote in Todd Bertuzzi. We feel he better exemplified a classy style of play."

13. "In actuality I meant to say the Devils are a Minnie Mouse club, but I couldn't think of her name at the time."

14. "I never got as many unsportsmanlike conduct calls as you have in all my years of playing..."

15. "I agree, Laykroyd should be a Coyotes fan."

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