Reviewing the NFC North teams in the form of Haiku

by user SSreporters

Let's continue with the Norris division, in the style of Haiku poetry.

Chicago Bears

Only one question

Gross Wrecksman or Rex Grossman?

I'll go with the first

Green Bay Packers

Brett Favre is staying

At one-hundred years of age

Receivers suck though

Detroit Lions

They are really crap

But Kitna said "we'll win ten"

Mental health questioned

Minnesota Vikings

They had a bad year

But the one thing they can't do

Is party on boats

SSreportersLegend

458 days ago

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If anyone can tell me how to format this thing properly, I'd appreciate it.

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False ProphetAll-Star

458 days ago

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break lines as follows

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how

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SSreportersLegend

458 days ago

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got it, thanks.

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NCNative704JV Squad

458 days ago

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Chicago will probably take it again, only because of their defense. All of the teams' offense are horrible.

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ChristofMVP

458 days ago

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Will the Captain of the SS Vikings Loveboat return to Minn after being cut losse by the Dolphins?

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False ProphetAll-Star

458 days ago

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no, he's might not even be able to play again. His knee is pretty damn screwed up

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Mister NiceSoccer Kid

458 days ago

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Kitna is the hallmark of the competitive spirit. I am happy he says "We'll win 10!" and not "We'll stink!"

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CWY2190Waterboy

458 days ago

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It is obvious that everyone in the Norris will go 10-0-6. No doubt.

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Cobras36Red-Shirting

458 days ago

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Would ya want a QB that says "we'll stink" or one that tries to push his team forward? That he may be certifiable isn't the point, it's that he's taking his leadership and trying to do something with it besides draw a paycheck.

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Patrickburke1980All-American

458 days ago

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Haiku's are aweseome.

The more haikus the better.

...what I always say.

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