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Mmmm... Caption Contest! (9/18/06)

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by user I am a cpcp

image:keyshawnsits.jpg
Carolina Panthers' wide receiver Keyshawn Johnson in the Panthers surprise loss to the Minnesota Vikings


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Mon 09/18/06, 8:12 am EST


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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer
755 days ago
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NFL Publishing unveils the cover of Keyshawn Johnson's new book, "Just Give Me the Damn Overstuffed Beanbag!"
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Manny StilesAAA-er
755 days ago
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"Just Throw It To My Damned Balls" - Keyshawn's new book
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Manny StilesAAA-er
755 days ago
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LOOK how OPEN I am!!!
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Manny StilesAAA-er
755 days ago
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Keyshawn Johnson, 2008 U.S. Crab Soccer alternate.
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Manny StilesAAA-er
755 days ago
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What? A personal foul?? You wanna see a PERSONAL foul??? I'll show YOU a personal foul!!!
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The sharkDraft Pick
755 days ago
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Where's that cheerleader at?
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
755 days ago
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Where's Jeff Garcia at???
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Bobbyjim45Draft Pick
754 days ago
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Where's Michael Strahan at?
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Manny StilesAAA-er
754 days ago
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"Dude, his gap is THIIIIS big!"
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Manny StilesAAA-er
754 days ago
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in response to the shark - "Where are THOSE cheerleaderS at?" (2 fer 1 deal... think, shark, think!)
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PeanMajor Leaguer
755 days ago
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"It used to be THIS big"
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PeanMajor Leaguer
755 days ago
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"its cold here...theres shrinkage!!!!"
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Manny StilesAAA-er
754 days ago
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"That's what steroids do, Keyshawn" - Whatshisname, the Carolina punter
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Manny StilesAAA-er
755 days ago
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You callin' me a Hot Dog? I'll show you a hot dog!
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RoblefkoLegend
755 days ago
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Comeon Vikings, From the whole boat cruise incident, i heard you guys really know how to ...
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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer
755 days ago
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Keyshawn Johnson makes an attempt to explain the size of his ego.
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Alex HolowczakHall of Famer
755 days ago
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"See Jake (Delhomme)! Even their bloody kicker is better than you!"
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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer
754 days ago
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--Trying to imagine Keyshawn Johnson saying "bloody"--
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Alex HolowczakHall of Famer
754 days ago
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British lingo. Sorry about that...
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Anonymous Fanatic #2
754 days ago
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WHAT! How did we loose the vikings! They "pratice' on lake minnetonka for gods sake! Throw me the BALL!
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False ProphetAll-Star
754 days ago
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sory, forgot to log in
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EnyboDiv-I Stud
754 days ago
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"I wanna dip my balls in it!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Patrickburke1980All-American
754 days ago
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haha...great one nybo.
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Manny StilesAAA-er
754 days ago
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classic. Just plain nuts.
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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer
754 days ago
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HEY! WHA HAPPENED?!


(If you haven't seen A Might Wind, go do it. Now.)
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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer
754 days ago
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that's A Mighty Wind
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Manny StilesAAA-er
754 days ago
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kinda looks like the subway guy from Kids
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SashaDiv-I Stud
754 days ago
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Mama Keyshawn want up
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Bobbyjim45Draft Pick
754 days ago
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"I WAS IN THE POOL!!!"
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UfgatorsDiv-I Stud
754 days ago
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(to that nelly furtado song..) "im like a bird..i wanna fly away...!"
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Manny StilesAAA-er
754 days ago
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boo!
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Manny StilesAAA-er
754 days ago
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alright; "boo!" was maybe a little harsh... grab a mushy tomato and throw it at yourself and we'll call it even. OK?
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Anonymous Fanatic #3
754 days ago
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mark brunell sucks dick for cash. true story.
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Manny StilesAAA-er
754 days ago
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Patrick Ramsay contributes to ArmchairGM???
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Anonymous Fanatic #3
754 days ago
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the redskins should put in campbell because his name is a soup and hes ummmm ummmm good biatches
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Manny StilesAAA-er
754 days ago
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Wrong again, Anon... Campbell is NOT a soup, it's a brand name of a company that makes soup... now if they got a guy with a name like Harry Chicken Noodle, Michael Minestrone or Lawrence Lentil on their roster, you got something!
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Anonymous Fanatic #3
754 days ago
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i can tell by the pic that keyshawn has more ballz than brunell, just fyi
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Manny StilesAAA-er
754 days ago
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Thanks for the scoop, but I don't know... I can't tell anything about Brunell by the picture...
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