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Happy Birthday to the United States of America

Posted by Cheezer
65 days ago


[edit] The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America

When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. — Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.

He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.

He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their Public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.

He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.

He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected, whereby the Legislative Powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.

He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.

He has obstructed the Administration of Justice by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary Powers.

He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.

He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people and eat out their substance.

He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.

He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil Power.

He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:

For quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:

For protecting them, by a mock Trial from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:

For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:

For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:

For depriving us in many cases, of the benefit of Trial by Jury:

For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:

For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies

For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:

For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.

He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.

He has plundered our seas, ravaged our coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.

He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation, and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & Perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.

He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.

He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our British brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.

We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these united Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States, that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. — And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes, and our sacred Honor.

— John Hancock

New Hampshire: Josiah Bartlett, William Whipple, Matthew Thornton

Massachusetts: John Hancock, Samuel Adams, John Adams, Robert Treat Paine, Elbridge Gerry

Rhode Island: Stephen Hopkins, William Ellery

Connecticut: Roger Sherman, Samuel Huntington, William Williams, Oliver Wolcott

New York: William Floyd, Philip Livingston, Francis Lewis, Lewis Morris

New Jersey: Richard Stockton, John Witherspoon, Francis Hopkinson, John Hart, Abraham Clark

Pennsylvania: Robert Morris, Benjamin Rush, Benjamin Franklin, John Morton, George Clymer, James Smith, George Taylor, James Wilson, George Ross

Delaware: Caesar Rodney, George Read, Thomas McKean

Maryland: Samuel Chase, William Paca, Thomas Stone, Charles Carroll of Carrollton

Virginia: George Wythe, Richard Henry Lee, Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Harrison, Thomas Nelson, Jr., Francis Lightfoot Lee, Carter Braxton

North Carolina: William Hooper, Joseph Hewes, John Penn

South Carolina: Edward Rutledge, Thomas Heyward, Jr., Thomas Lynch, Jr., Arthur Middleton

Georgia: Button Gwinnett, Lyman Hall, George Walton

Courtesy of USHistory.org

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SSreportersLegend
65 days ago
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Happy Birthday!


I love the 4th of July, we celebrate our independence with fireworks and um....hmmm....


Happy 232nd birthday USA! The land of the free and home of the brave.
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SSreportersLegend
65 days ago
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I meant to say Home of the Whopper, but you get the point..
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CheezerMajor Leaguer
65 days ago
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An example of some pretty good writing here.

In my family, we celebrate US independence by burning an effigy of King George.
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Alex HolowczakHall of Famer
64 days ago
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I don't get why America celebrates independence from Britain, and Britain doesn't celebrate independence from America. We got the good deal, in my opinion...
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Alex HolowczakHall of Famer
64 days ago
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In fairness, King George III was German, but despite that great handicap, he had little to do with politics by 17wheneveritwas. About 100 years before that, Parliament was in charge, the King (or Queen) was just there for tradition, and to keep alive the tree in other European countries. I like the British monarchy. It's a shame that France, Germany, Russia etc. have lost theirs. As far as I know there are only a few monarchies left that are "in charge" of their country. Vatican City the obvious example. It's well worth 75p/year/person. It generates a lot more than that in tourism.
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Manny StilesAAA-er
64 days ago
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75p??!?!?

Go bust some tea in the harbor and demand representation!!! =)


You know that if the colonies were governed by a REAL German there's no way in hell some angry Americans were gonna dump beer into the harbor to kill off the endangered Fenway Cod!
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Alex HolowczakHall of Famer
64 days ago
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75p = 75 pence. You're lucky we decimalised. In the olden days, d was the symbol for pence, if you bothered to use it. 75 new pence were 180 old pence, or 15 shillings, you'd use an s. The notation for 6 shillings 6 pence would be 6/6. So 15 shillings would be 15/0. But if you were talking about 4 old pence, you'd write 4d. I wish we still had it... But don't blame George. Not his fault, although he may have condoned it. His relationship with Parliament was that he signed everything they said, or they'd execute him. It's still the same today (except that it's a "her" now). But all the monarch does is sign the laws at the end of the process, and declare Parliament shut when there's a General Election. Apart from that, she's nothing to do with the running of the country.
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PeanMajor Leaguer
64 days ago
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Happy 4th everyone!
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RomiezzoLegend
64 days ago
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This is actually the first 4th of July that I am not spending in the U.S. It's not going to be as exciting because there aren't going to be any fireworks or anything like that, but at least I'm spending a good ol' 4th of July with the fam. BBQ in the front yard (cuz we don't have a backyard... go figure, it's Kuwait), celebrating the birthday of our country. You can't get better than that. Happy birthday, U.S.A.!
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Alex HolowczakHall of Famer
64 days ago
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I hate the term "BBQ." Everybody over here has started to spell "barbecue" as "barbeque", because they think it's French and "that's why we use BBQ!" It's all your fault! :P
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RomiezzoLegend
64 days ago
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Barbecue? French? HA! I'd be surprised if I ran into a Frenchie who actually tried a hamburger (off a grill). :P
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SSreportersLegend
64 days ago
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Because "BBC" was already used Alex....
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RomiezzoLegend
64 days ago
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COTD That comment is definitely the comment of the day!
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Alex HolowczakHall of Famer
64 days ago
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I don't mind the use of BBQ. It's when people spell it "barbeque" that I complain. It was spelt wrong on our Leavers' Barbecue ticket. Oh, how the organisers felt my wrath. :)
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Alex HolowczakHall of Famer
64 days ago
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Indeed, in the letter about it, the writer managed to spell it using both variants within the space of 50 words of one another!
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Manny StilesAAA-er
64 days ago
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You get a Barbie Cue with the limited edition of Mattel's "Snooker Barbie"...
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Manny StilesAAA-er
64 days ago
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We go through this every year.


America's birthday is really October 19, 1783....


We weren't recognized by anyone as a country until Cornwallis' helper boy surrendered his sword to George Washington's helper boy at Yorktown.

Declaring Independence only makes you an embryo. Getting recognized as independent makes you fall out of the womb.

And we didn't get the umbilical cord cut until 1786 when the constitution was ratified... if you wanna get technical.


Happy 4th of July, you damned Yankees!!! We are ignorant Americans after all!!!

Besides, not all the signatures on the original document were on there until well after July 4th, 1776...
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Alex HolowczakHall of Famer
64 days ago
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Manny: I don't think people are supposed to notice that. :)
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Manny StilesAAA-er
64 days ago
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It just so happens October 19th is MY birthday, so I notice that!!! =)
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CheezerMajor Leaguer
64 days ago
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Manny, I am well aware of the history. July 4th is when we traditionally celebrate the birth of America. Funny, I just knew that you were going to be the one to mention something about it. :-))
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Manny StilesAAA-er
64 days ago
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It's because I'm an asshole. =)


I'm not discrediting what we recognize, because it is "true". I'm just expanding on "The Truth".

True is not always the same as The Truth.

Kind of like how people expand on Barry Bonds being the "true" home run king and OJ Simpson being found innocent as "true" - while The Truth is more inclusive...
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Alex HolowczakHall of Famer
64 days ago
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Manny: In other words, universal truths have a habit of not being quite so universal as people imagine. Heck, you're lucky half of the time if they're even truths!
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TrizzAll-American
63 days ago
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Actually Stiles is right but in the end...we already have Columbus Day and we need a summer holiday
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DRE-LOAAA-er
64 days ago
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happy july 4th to all!!
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WizardmanRed-Shirting
64 days ago
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USA! USA! USA! Happy fourth.
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The oldest manJV Squad
59 days ago
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I second all the above and motion that we continue to be the greatest country in the world....
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