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2007 Article Blowout!!! All 2007 Concepts, Ideas and Arguments must GO!!! Year End Clearance!!!

Posted by Manny Stiles
205 days ago


Do you suffer from writer's block? Do you need something inspirational to write about but don't know what? Do you like the challenge of fine crafting an article that demands to be written?

2007 is winding down and if you're out of article ideas, THIS IS YOUR CHANCE!!!

A thousand of these geniuses with a thousand laptops are no match...
A thousand of these geniuses with a thousand laptops are no match...

Manny Stiles and Yet Another... Beats By Man Productions have collaborated with MuTeCoRe mIndustries to liquidate ALL sports article ideas from their inventories in order to make room for new, fresh Concepts, Ideas and Arguments for 2008!!!

Manny Stiles has a list of articles that just need written, it doesn't matter how or by whom. Stories that need to be told and stories that need

New and unique ideas you wouldn't have thought about doing without some mildly suggestive mindfacking.

Put your name in the hat (comments) and we will personally send you up to 5 free, unique sports article ideas of a voluminous realm of sports custom crafted to suit you!!!

Act NOW, Ideas for 2007 are going fast!!!


Also - Are you artistically creative, good with computer drawing programs or can you photoshop your ass off? Manny Stiles needs your assistance... message him for details.



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RomiezzoLegend
205 days ago
Score 3+-
Why don't YOU just write all of them? That way, we would:

A) Be better off reading them

B) Know they'd be good

C) Wouldn't regret it

Just kidding man. You can message me and give me some ideas if you'd like. I'd be happy to write something.
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Manny StilesDraft Pick
205 days ago
Score 0+-
Done. Don't share the ideas, just use the ones you want and let the rest blow into the wind. Then be sure to tell all your friends how satisfied you were with our array of products and our customer-oriented service.
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JamelAll-American
205 days ago
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Ideas???? Assigned papers?? Sounds like school-- fack this!
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SSreportersHall of Famer
205 days ago
Score 7+-
Which I'm assuming you flunked.
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Manny StilesDraft Pick
205 days ago
Score 7+-
Hmmm... Looking at your archives... you could use a bit of "schooling".
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Napoleon15Red-Shirting
205 days ago
Score 3+-
I'd like to give you more than one thumbs up for that one, Stiles.
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MegECass110AAA-er
205 days ago
Score 2+-
Send them my way please! I can only imagine some of the article topics you've dreamed up...
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Manny StilesDraft Pick
205 days ago
Score 1+-
Done. Don't forget to tell your friends that I'm the worst Pats fan in the world!!!
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SSreportersHall of Famer
205 days ago
Score 1+-
I'd like some humor ideas.
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Manny StilesDraft Pick
205 days ago
Score 0+-
Done. Use the ideas you like and release the others back into the cosmos... Don't forget to tell your friends about our "satisfaction guaranteed - or your money back" policy!
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SSreportersHall of Famer
205 days ago
Score 1+-
But I didn't pay.
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Behbigben15Major Leaguer
205 days ago
Score 1+-
Send me some article ideas, and I may be able to write them.
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Manny StilesDraft Pick
205 days ago
Score 1+-
Done. Don't forget to tell a whole bunch of strangers that Manny Stiles is tall. And slip in the fact that operators are not standing by. They are sitting comfortably.
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Bobbyjim45Draft Pick
205 days ago
Score 1+-
Hit me.
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Manny StilesDraft Pick
205 days ago
Score 0+-
and... a 10, you've busted. Be sure to send mental telepathy messages to psychics in the vicinity of your aura that "Stiles" rearranged is "it Sels" but "Manny Stiles" rearranged is "Name Isn't Sly".
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Alex HolowczakMVP
205 days ago
Score 1+-
Following on from Bobbyjim45... with your rhythm stick...
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Bobbyjim45Draft Pick
205 days ago
Score 0+-
Alex, what is that? Looks like you need to... wipe your feet really good on the rhythm rug
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Bobbyjim45Draft Pick
205 days ago
Score 0+-
*wipe your feet really good on the rythm rug
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Alex HolowczakMVP
205 days ago
Score 1+-
I think Ian Dury and the Blockheads was much better, thanks. :P
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Bobbyjim45Draft Pick
205 days ago
Score 0+-
Better than A Tribe Called Quest? Dissapointing :)
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Manny StilesDraft Pick
205 days ago
Score 0+-
It would also behoove a curious individual to ask the above customers for any ideas they won't be using. Each customer is provided an unique list, there are no repeats.
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Alex HolowczakMVP
205 days ago
Score 0+-
I'm interested to see who ends up with an article about cricket... (This should not in any way be construed as volunteering!)
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Manny StilesDraft Pick
205 days ago
Score 0+-
I bet I know who gets to write the cricket article...
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
205 days ago
Score 0+-
Convincing the Sun-Times to fire the Facktard.
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KelsdadAll-Star
204 days ago
Score 1+-
OK, Manny, humor me.
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Manny StilesDraft Pick
204 days ago
Score 0+-
Done. Don't forget to remember to never forget to remember what not to forget. And one size will fit all - even if we have to cremate you to make it fit!
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JamelAll-American
204 days ago
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I just wrote the article for Athlete of the Year for 2007- that one's in the book-- you're welcome Manny
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Manny StilesDraft Pick
204 days ago
Score 0+-
Good thing you waited until 2007 to do that. Welcome for what?
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SashaDiv-I Stud
204 days ago
Score 0+-
I wont be able to write until late on the 31st but I will take an idea or two.
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Manny StilesDraft Pick
204 days ago
Score 0+-
Done! Don't forget that THIS SALE ENDS SOON!!!

Ideas are flying out the door! Get 'em while they last!!!

And tell your relatives that they're lucky you haven't disowned them yet, but you will when you're famous!
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