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Isiah Signs All Other Teams to 1 Year, $1.8 Million Contract; Then Cuts Them All

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by DNL

Yes, the title is a bit misleading. The Dallas Mavericks, Denver Nuggets, San Antonio Spurs, and, amazingly, the Minnesota Timberwolves won't be getting a check from the best GM in NBA history.

But the 25 other teams -- that is, other than those four and the $45,142,002 million over the cap team known as the New York Knicks -- they will be.

The NBA salary cap punishes teams which are over the cap by restricting their trade abilities and by taxing them one dollar for every dollar the team is over the cap. The Mavs, who held the league's best regular season record and lay claim to MVP (snicker) Dirk Nowitzki, were about $7.2 million over the cap. The AI/Carmelo Anthony Show shattered the approximately $65m ceiling by $2m. The T-Wolves broke it by just under $1m, and the Spurs? About $200k.

So, yeah, the Knicks are... unique.

The 4.5 billion pennies Isiah and the Ghost of Scott Layden are paying goes directly to the 25 team not over the cap. That comes out to $1,805,680.08 per team. To put it another way:

  • Grant Hill (2007-08 salary: $1.8m) will be playing for the Phoenix Suns, on Isiah's 18 million dimes;
  • The Portland Trail Blazers' three non-Greg Oden draft picks are all in the Pacific Northwest, courtesy of James Dolan and MSG;
  • Daniel Gibson, the "other" star of the Cleveland Cavaliers' playoff run? He's being paid by Thomas, too -- with about $1.15m left over

Seriously, though, the abortion known as the Knicks are unique for another reason: At $45m over the cap, they're effectively paying $155m. The Mavs, at $7m over, are paying about $80m. In other words? The Knicks managed to pay almost twice as much as Dallas... and not without that whole "best regular-season record" thing getting in the way.

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KelsdadAll-Star
545 days ago
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Unconfirmed sources say the Miami Heat have used their 1.8 million gift from Isiah to hire a free throw instructor for Shaq.
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DNLLegend
545 days ago
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That'd be a great contest: How did your team spend Isiah's money?
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KelsdadAll-Star
545 days ago
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They didn't, Isiah gave it all away.
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JoshkrossDraft Pick
545 days ago
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And to think this all happened after James Dolan got sober
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EroosterMajor Leaguer
545 days ago
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Can the money for Washington go to change their name back to the Bullets?
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ItsinhowyouinflectWaterboy
545 days ago
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Knicks pay double than the Mavericks, but also didn't suffer the most embarrassing first round upset in NBA history. So, I guess theres that.
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KelsdadAll-Star
545 days ago
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This user is a New York Knicks fan.
I don't think Dolan's problem is sobriety. It's having an IQ just slightly above room temperature. There's only one thing in the world worse than an ignorant dumbass, and that's an ignorant dumbass with money.
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JoshkrossDraft Pick
545 days ago
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My wife is an investment banker and was working in the media group. They were doing a big deal with cablevision. Needless to say, it was a disaster.
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NinermanPee Wee
544 days ago
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And that is an ignorant dumb-ass with power. Like Bush, or the NHL's Bettman. Pray that you be spared this again.
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KelsdadAll-Star
545 days ago
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Coming soon to a movie theatre near you, Dumb and Dumber III, starring James Dolan and Isiah Thomas.
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JoshkrossDraft Pick
545 days ago
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It could be worse. Layden could come back
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ChristofMVP
545 days ago
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You sound a tad bitter, DNL....
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WizardmanRed-Shirting
545 days ago
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Isiah's paying for Gibson? Awesome. We can use the rest of it to, well, personally we could try using it to fix up Cleveland. Or use it for re-signing Varejao.
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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer
544 days ago
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"Seriously, though, the abortion known as the Knicks..." Dan, I can't believe you'd say something that tasteless and offensive. How could you say something so cruel about abortion?
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
542 days ago
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"Dan, I can't believe you'd say something that tasteless and offensive. How could you say something so cruel about abortion?" - props to cpcp. Comment of the day (so far)!
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CallMeCoachSoccer Kid
543 days ago
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This is a story that began with James Dolan's lack of confidence that was made worse by the Knicks fall from grace. In order to please his succesfull daddy and demonstrate his worth, Dolan hired GM's who could piece together a contender from a mess of overpaid players from the late 1990's. Dolan, who cares nothing for basketball beyond its ability to make him look like a big man, is content to continue to shell out contracts to players who will fill the seats for a few years, playoffs be damn.
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