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Friday Fryer (November 23, 2007)

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by Christof


A look at the sports week's biggest losers…
by Christof

Welcome to the latest edition of the Friday Fryer, where we take a look at who was the sports world's biggest idiot / loser this week. This week, we Americans celebrates Thanksgiving! Besides turkey and stuffing, this holiday is all about football. Hence, it will not come as a surprise that this week’s Fryer is filled with football, football, and more football! So without further ado, let’s go take a look at our three finalists and, of course, the person or team who is being dipped into the Fryer....

THE FINALISTS
The NFL Network
Hello, does anybody get the NFL Network? I do not expect many people to say yes as the answer. My answer is no. And yet, there are NFL games on a station that few get.


This week, the NFL Network carried the Atlanta Falcons versus the Indianapolis Colts matchup. This was not that good of a matchup, yet, it would have been nice to have been able to see it.


The NFL is the greatest sports league in America currently. This, however, will not last if greed creates stupidity. Putting games on your own Network, and fighting a war with cable companies that prevent the average Joe from getting the station is stupid. For this, the NFL Network gets a Friday Fryer nomination.


 
Arizona State Sun Devils


The Sun Devils entered this week as the Pac-10 conference football leader. If the Sun Devils beat the USC Trojans, then the Sun Devils would be at least playing in a BCS Bowl game. It is even possible that the Sun Devils could find itself playing for the national championship, if they would get some help.


Well, you can forget all of that. The Sun Devils were beaten badly by the Trojans on Thanksgiving. What makes this thing all the worse is the fact that this was a home game for the Sun Devils. Oh yeah, USC is also having a down year. Yet, the Sun Devils were whipped by the Trojans.


So now the Sun Devils have lost pretty much everything. A berth in the Rose Bowl is a long shot at best. The national championship dream is completely dead. But, as consolation, the Sun Devils did earn a Friday Fryer nomination.



 
LSU Tigers


At Arkansas, there is a Nutt at head coach, and there is a Dick playing quarterback. Those last names may make for a funny intro sentence, yet for LSU Tigers fans, those names have crushed their championship dreams. Yes, my friends, the LSU Tigers were beaten at home today by Arkansas.


Can you believe it? LSU was all set to play for the national championship. Now, after a triple overtime loss, they will not be playing for it. LSU will still be in a BCS Bowl, but who really cares.


Speaking f the BCS, this year is truly making a mockery of it. If Kansas losses tomorrow or in the Big 12 Championship, the national championship will be played by two teams with losses. Good luck trying to explain how a 1-loss team is better than another 1-loss team. If you can do that, you are a better man than I am. Anyway, LSU, for losing this game, gets a Friday Fryer nomination this week.


AND THE LOSER IS . . .
Football on Thanksgiving


Thanksgiving Day 2007 was beautiful in Philadelphia. Temperatures rose to nearly 70 degrees. With school out of the way, I was able to go watch my high school play its traditional Thanksgiving Day game. The Central High versus Northeast High scholastic football rivalry is one of the oldest, if not the oldest, in the United States. After many years away from the game, I was hoping to see Central win.


Well, Central got slaughtered. The final score was 44-28. The all-time series is now tied at 51 wins, 51 losses, and 10 ties. After the game, I was thinking maybe the NFL games would be better.


Nope. The first game saw the Green Bay Packers win easily versus the Detroit Lions. The second game saw the Dallas Cowboys toy with, and then stomp, the New York Jets. The third game I could not see, since it was on the lovely NFL Network. But no fear, that game was also a blow out.


Four big football games on Thursday, and not a single one was worth watching. Hence, the Friday Fryer Chair goes to Football on Thanksgiving this holiday weekend.


Until next Friday, AMF!


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Manny StilesAAA-er
318 days ago
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The oil in the fryer tastes too much like pigskin this week. Pork Rinds!!!
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SSreportersLegend
318 days ago
Score 9+-
Let's try this one. The landlord for Niteowl049's apartment.
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WizardmanRed-Shirting
318 days ago
Score 3+-
I second that.
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RomiezzoLegend
318 days ago
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Thank you. I don't think Christof knows about it though, since he hasn't been on here as often as he should...
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JuTMSY4Legend
318 days ago
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It was a twist of fate this weekend...my apartment in boston has the NFL network...of course the problem is/was, I am currently home in PA until tomorrow and apparently comcast in PA, being the giant bag of douche that it is, doesn't really provide it without upgrading to a much more expensive package (i have the sports package in boston...gives us NBAtv, NFL Network and numerous NHL channels...well worth the 5 dollars I split between 3 ppl).

So i missed the game...

the NFL network has some excellent programming...problem is the NFL and comcast are ridiculous...and i'm tired of listening to peter king bitch about comcast sucking because its as much them as the NFL...its time both of these groups learn that they're not invulnerable...its ridiculous enough with ticket prices and apparel costs (a real jersey for an easy 250!)...

and the day football games are on PPV is probably the day i stop watching (don't think it isn't coming)...
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Manny StilesAAA-er
318 days ago
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The day they put uncensored sideline mics and no announcers on ppv is the day I'll start watching!
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FrankDDiv-I Stud
318 days ago
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So, for $15 you get what I pay $150 for. Beware, price gouging is coming for you toooooo
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
318 days ago
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No disrespect but NiteOwl's landlord should be this week's "winner" hands down.
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