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Friday Fryer (May 4, 2007)

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by user Christof

a look at the sports week's biggest losers
by Christof



Welcome to the first in May edition of the Friday Fryer, where we take a look at who was the sports world's biggest idiot this week. I am in the midst of my last round of law school exams, so maybe I should award myself the Friday Fryer Chair this week. Unfortunately, law school exams are not a sport. Hence, without further ado, let's go take a look at our three finalists and, of course, the person or team who is being dipped into the Fryer....

THE FINALISTS
Donovan McNabb
McNabb has been the starting quarterback for the Philadelphia Eagles since 1999. During his era, the team has made one Super Bowl and four NFC Championship Games. Unfortunately, the team and McNabb have yet to win it all.

McNabb, over the past five years, has also become physically fragile. A broken ankle, a sports hernia, and a torn ACL has cost McNabb significant playing time. In addition, these injuries and rifts with Terrell Owens, the media, and the Eagles fan base has taken its toll on McNabb’s emotional state.

All of this has led the Eagles to draft what could become McNabb’s replacement, Kevin Kolb this week. It takes a quarterback roughly three years to master the West Coast Offense, one that the Eagles use. Hence, the job is still McNabb’s to use. How McNabb reacted to the drafting of Kolb does not bode well, however, for it is rumored that McNabb was very upset over the drafting of Kolb. So one needs to wonder whether McNabb is not only physically fragile, but also mentally fragile these days.

In reality, the drafting of Kolb puts in place a two-year window for McNabb - either guide the team to a Super Bowl championship or go find yourself a new team to quarterback. That means pressure, something that McNabb may not be able to handle. For this development, McNabb gets a nomination for the Friday Fryer this week.

 
Brady Quinn
The boy with the golden arm from Notre Dame. Some believe that Quinn was the best quarterback prospect in the 2007 NFL Draft. For sure, he would be taken in the top 5 in the first round.

Well, that did not happen. Do not worry, for Quinn would be taken no later than pick 9, to the Miami Dolphins. Opps! That did not happen either. Oh, by the way, did anyone watch the Draft during this time? Did you see how Quinn’s girlfriend (or shall I say former girlfriend) reacted as Quinn was passed by more and more teams?

Nonetheless, Quinn was finally taken, by the Cleveland Browns with the twenty-second pick in the first round. Sure, the Browns had the third overall pick and passed on Quinn, however, they did trade up to get him. For Quinn, the drop from pick 3 to pick 22 amounts to about $4 million a year in loss salary.

Personally, I did not think Quinn was a high draft choice. I think the Notre Dame and Charlie Weiss created hype made Quinn out to be a far better prospect than he truly is. Nevertheless, watching Quinn fall in the Draft earns Quinn a Friday Fryer nomination.

 
Phil Hughes
Hughes is a rookie starting pitcher for the New York Yankees. In only his second MLB start, Hughes had a no hitter going into the seventh inning. With one out in the seventh, he threw a pitch, and blew out his hamstring. The Yankees bullpen then blew his no hitter, and Hughes is now out at least a month with this injury.

This is the third starting pitcher for the Yankees to blow out a hamstring this season. And to think, we are only in the first week of May. Oh my! To combat these injuries, the Yankees this week fired their strength and conditioning coach. Some one needed to be popped (yes, pun intended) for these injuries, eh?

Anyway, the Friday Fryer Chair nomination goes to Phil Hughes this week for popping his hammy when he was pitching a no hitter. But at least Hughes gets the next month off from work!

AND THE LOSER IS . . .
Josh Hancock and the Dallas Mavericks
For the first time in Friday Fryer history, we have two winners in a single week. Hancock, a relief pitcher for the St. Louis Cardinals gets the Chair this week for killing himself in an automobile accident. It is being reported today that Hancock was legally drunk and was talking on his cell-phone when his SUV plowed into a parked tow-truck. He was killed instantly. Also found in Hancock’s SUV was packets of marijuana. Nice. A life was lost over stupidity. The only good thing that came out of this was the fact that no one else was injured or killed.

Onto the Mavericks…. Dallas finished the regular season with a record of 67-15, which was tops on the NBA. So what does Dallas do? The go and lose a six games series to the eighth seeded Golden State Warriors. It gets worse, for the Mavericks coach called out the team’s star player, Dirk Nowitzki, and pretty much stated that he was choking.

This is the first time in NBA history that an one seed lost a seven game series to an eight seed. This by itself should cause Dallas owner Mark Cuban to make radical changes to the team this season. Those changes, however, are unknown at this time.

The Friday Fryer Chair this week goes to both Josh Hancock and the Dallas Mavericks. May one rest in peace while the other enjoys an early tee time at the local country club.

Until next Friday, AMF!


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Manny StilesAAA-er
521 days ago
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to the Josh Hancock's of the world: Get a driver, you're a pro athlete, you can afford it more than you think...
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Davis21wylieAll-Star
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And to the Dallas Mavericks of the world: when Steve Nash's contract is up, re-sign him...
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KelsdadAll-Star
521 days ago
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To the Brady Quinn's of the world: Only the media bought into the Notre Dame hype. Everyone else knows you suck, as your place in the draft confirms.
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KelsdadAll-Star
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Good luck with the exams, Christof. Just what the world needs, another Philadelphia lawyer.
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