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Friday Fryer (July 27, 2007)

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by Christof

A look at the sports week's biggest losers…
by Christof



Welcome to the latest edition of the Friday Fryer, where we take a look at who was the sports world's biggest idiot this week. This week, I had the opportunity to sit for the Pennsylvania and New Jersey Bar exams. That was 18 hours worth of exams. My thoughts – it was like watching Jose Mesa, or any other Philadelphia Phillies reliever enter the game. You know what I mean?! Anyway, it is time to fry some sports folks. So without further ado, let’s go take a look at our three finalists and, of course, the person or team who is being dipped into the Fryer....

THE FINALISTS
Chase Utley
Utley was a leading contender for the 2007 National league MVP award. That was until yesterday, when Utley was hit by a pitch against the Washington Nationals. The errant ball broke the ring finger on Utley’s right hand. He had surgery today and is expected to be out of the line-up for at least a month.

The Philadelphia Phillies are surprisingly still in the playoff race for the NL. Even though the club is extremely weak in the pitching department, they are loaded on offense. The loss of Utley will hurt, however, the team may still contend, if the pitching steps up. Okay, that is a big if that is unlikely to occur.

It is a shame that Utley was injured. Injuries, however, are a part of baseball, and should be expected. This injury ends the chances of Utley winning the MVP Award this year. On the other hand, this injury drastically increases the chances of a repeat MVP performance by Utley’s teammate, Ryan Howard. Anyway, Chase Utley breaking his hand and being lost for at least the next month earns Utley a Friday Fryer nomination this week.

 
Sergio Garcia
Sergio is choking! Someone perform the Heimlich Maneuver on Sergio. Oh wait, too late. The British Open has already been lost!

This past weekend, Sergio Garcia positioned himself to win this year’s British Open. He was in first place after the first three rounds. He could smell the victory. In the end, however, he lost his lead, and then the playoff. No glory for you this year, Sergio!

It is never fun watching a player or team choke when they have a game or the championship in hand. Trust me, I am a Philadelphia sports fan. I have seen this happen when too many times. This week, the misery asserted itself onto Sergio.

Golf requires a great deal of mental preparation and focus. Sergio lost that last Sunday and it resulted in him losing the Open. What is worse is that this incident and create a mental block that Sergio will never get pass. It is truly sad, but it does earn Sergio a Friday Fryer nomination this week.

 
Michael Vick and Tim Donaghy
One is a alleged dog abuser. The other is an alleged degenerate gambler who may have altered the outcome of several NBA games. Both of them had careers in professional sports. Both of those careers are now likely over. Welcome to the great sports crisis of 2007!

Both of these scandals hit the front pages last week. Both of these scandals earned there way onto the Friday Fryer last week. Yet, they are still here this week. What is worse is that they may be on this again soon.

Both of these scandals currently involve only one sports figure. This, however, may soon change. There are rumblings that other NFL players may be involved in dog fighting. There are also rumblings that other NBA referees and / or players are involved with gambling.

Sadly, these scandals, especially the NBA one, may be the beginning of the end of professional sports in North America. Look, if the game has no credibility, it is simply the WWE. If that is the case, there are other things that I can spend my free time and money on. Hence, Michael Vick and Tim Donaghy earn Friday Fryer nominations this week.

AND THE LOSER IS . . .
Michael Ramussen, Cristian Moreni, Alexandre Vinokorov and the Tour de France
For the love of God, is anyone clean in cycling today? The 2007 Tour de France has absolutely crashed and burned. First, Vinkokorov, a stage winner, was busted for alleged blood doping. Next, Moreni was busted for high testosterone. Finally, Ramussen, a multi-stage and overall Tour leader, was fired by his team for lying about where he was at during two missed drug tests, prior to the Tour.

I have been a cycling fan since 1989. I remember rooting for Greg LeMond in both 1989 and 1990. I became a Lance Armstrong fan back in 1993 when he won the Philadelphia cycling race. I rooted for Armstrong before he had cancer and rode in the Tour, and I rooted for him during his seven year reign. Now, it pains me to even look up any news on the Tour.

These days, when I do look up Tour news, I do not expect to see results. Rather, I expect to see which rider is the latest to get busted for doping. By the way, can someone please explain to me how testosterone during the Tour helps a person? Am I missing something here?

Anyway, this year’s Tour is about to mercifully come to a conclusion. It looks like the Discovery Team, Armstrong’s former team, is about to win the race. It is will be their eighth victory in the last nine years. The team is very well run, and hopefully, none of their top riders are on the juice. Nonetheless, the victory will be forever shadowed because of all the doping and cheating that has occurred. For this, the Tour and the three banished riders get this week’s Friday Fryer Chair.

Until next Friday, AMF!




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WizardmanRed-Shirting
405 days ago
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If Michael Vick evades the Friday Fryer, that shows how bad the Tour de France has gotten.
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RomiezzoLegend
405 days ago
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This has been a pretty sad week. Like Wizardman said, if Mike Vick didn't make it, then the Tour de France has gotta be that bad.
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
405 days ago
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NEWSFLASH FROM FRANCE - A rider allegedly has tested CLEAN. In order to maintain the integrity and credibility of the Tour de France, he was promptly disqualified and sent home in disgrace. Developing story.... Stay tuned for more details....
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Alex HolowczakHall of Famer
404 days ago
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Hooray! I was going to nominate the Tour on your talk page... But you were way, way ahead of me!
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