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Forget Girls Gone Wild: It's Mascots Gone Mad!

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by user Awrigh01 and DNL

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It must be hard work being a mascot. You have to stand in a fuzzy suit that weighs what, fifty pounds? It's probably not air conditioned. And it's hard to pick your nose.

As expected, sometimes, mascots lose control. Unlike postal workers, though, they don't open fire and slay innocents. They dance.

Here are some of our favorite mascot dances.


Vote For Me and I'll Make All Your Wildest Dreams Come True


Billy Beane Takes Moneyball to a Whole New Level

Mascot #1 Is Just Jealous That These Guys Are Meeting Hot Chicks on the Internet


Proof Positive That There's Nothing to Do in Delaware

Have You Ever Danced With the Devil By the Pale Moonlight

Jason Grimsley Returns to the Ballpark -- After an Unsuccessful Stint in Rehab

Seriously, I Thought the Dude Died When He Fell Over


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Fri 06/09/06, 5:46 am EST

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ChristofMVP
770 days ago
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I think I need therapy after seeing all of this. :)
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
770 days ago
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the 2nd and last one, absolutely hilarious.
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Anonymous Fanatic #2
769 days ago
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The last one when that thing falls over is halarious.
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DNLLegend
769 days ago
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We almost deleted the last one from the list, but it gets so funny halfway though.
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Anonymous Fanatic #3
769 days ago
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yeah...delaware sucks
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ChachiOSUDraft Pick
769 days ago
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Last one wins hands down.
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Anonymous Fanatic #4
769 days ago
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Delaware does suck, but the Nittany Lion will always rock!
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Anonymous Fanatic #5
769 days ago
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the last one was hilarious, but we are all in agreement that "dude" is animatronic... yes?
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Anonymous Fanatic #6
768 days ago
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The Nittany Lion is fuckin gay. PENN STATE SUCKS
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Anonymous Fanatic #7
768 days ago
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I am the Lion - don't hate on my dancing. On the other hand, OSU and UM suck
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Anonymous Fanatic #8
768 days ago
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The second one wins most definately. That old guy got some moves!
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Anonymous Fanatic #9
768 days ago
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5th one is by far the best! no doubts
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Anonymous Fanatic #10
767 days ago
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I have syphillis
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Anonymous Fanatic #11
767 days ago
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The last one is just a dude inside an air blown body.. you have a lot of room in it to move around, that's why he could flip over and walk on it's head. i've been one of them before.. it's not so bad with the fan inside keeping it blown up
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Categories: Opinions | Mascots Opinions | Funny Opinions | June 9, 2006 | Opinions by User Awrigh01 | Opinions by User DNL

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