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I did some research We really don't know how to say this so we're just going to say it: The Syracuse Crunch of the American Hockey League is offering any woman who shaves her head a free ticket to their game on Saturday against the Manitoba Moose. (Terrorists throw down their weapons in disgust, give up).

It's all due to Ms. Britney Spears, of course, who recently shaved her head and promptly entered rehab. The Crunch front office, never one to pass up a good thing, immediately offered Spears "an all-expenses paid trip to Syracuse" to watch as many AHL games as she pleases in "a stress-free environment." We suggested Royals season tickets, but haven't heard back.

This isn't the first time Ms. Spears has been involved in a minor league promotion, by the way.

This Just In [Syracuse Crunch] AHL Team Offers Spears 'Stress-Free' Getaway [MSNBC]

11:00 AM ON WED FEB 21 2007 BY RICK 3,294 views Read More: Eat Ice, Evil Doers! The Capitals Are Still On A Winning Streak! Barry Bonds Has Friends In High Places Bad Day For Hockey. Worse Day For Hockey Writers Cow Tipping In Madison Is Absolutely Unacceptable

share digg facebook email MORE: ahl bald britney spears hockey syracuse crunch Subscribe BY LANCESOTHERNUT AT 02/21/07 11:07 AM I think her shaved head looks a lot better than the shaved roast beef curtains she was flashing a month ago.

BY SUSS-- AT 02/21/07 11:07 AM The wrong Federline was in the Super Bowl "life comes at you fast" commercial.

BY UNSILENT MAJORITY AT 02/21/07 11:07 AM Remember kids, bald people never win. somebody should tell that guy on Idol.

BY OCHENTAYCINCO AT 02/21/07 11:08 AM Personally, I'm just glad something happened that's important enough to move Anna Nicole Smith off the TV every 8 seconds.

BY ARKANSASFRED AT 02/21/07 11:09 AM I'd still hit it. And make her call me Master Chief Urgayle.

BY CROOKEDNOSE AT 02/21/07 11:09 AM Hey, it's Jane Curtin.

BY ZACH PARISE'S SHORTY AT 02/21/07 11:09 AM like any woman will shave her head for something that costs $10...I'd do it for free Devils tickets of course...

BY THROWBOT AT 02/21/07 11:10 AM "an all-expenses paid trip to Syracuse" how can anyone pass up such an opportunity?

BY MIKE HONCHO AT 02/21/07 11:10 AM I had that poster my freshman year of college. That photoshop work changes a lot of perspectives.

BY SUMMER-OF-GEORGE AT 02/21/07 11:12 AM Starting from left to right: ummm, maybe

BY SAGERBOMBS AT 02/21/07 11:12 AM The Syracuse logo is an embarassment even for minor league hockey, which is really saying something. If you get one ticket for a shaved head how many tickets do you get for flashing beav?

BY SCUMDOG0331 AT 02/21/07 11:13 AM who recently shaved her head and promptly entered rehab. I laughed out loud at this line in Criminal Law class, then I had to explain whether or not cultural considerations should be taken into account when sentencing and giving jury instructions in murder cases...then I had to explain why I was laughing...good times.

BY SH!TSHOW AT 02/21/07 11:13 AM The Saginaw Spirit laugh at this feeble attempt at press, and give the Crunch a WAG OF THE FINGER!

BY BIGRICKS AT 02/21/07 11:13 AM Honcho, I had the same poster, and a couple of others, my how times change. The sixteen year old inside me has been dying since Saturday.

BY DENIS LEMIEUX AT 02/21/07 11:14 AM Britney would have been happier in Syracuse when Darwins and 44's were still open.

BY TUFFY AT 02/21/07 11:15 AM Persis Khambatta finds you lacking. (Rest in peace.)

BY THESTARTERWIFE AT 02/21/07 11:15 AM Please. This is what she gets for spending too much time with the Gonzaga BBall team. Ain't no one taking away her babies over no 'shrooms.

BY LITTLE WOODEN BOY AT 02/21/07 11:15 AM Come on Will. First you post Stuart Scott's infected eye, now Britney Spears' shaved head. We're running out of mental bleach here.

BY GET HIM A BODY BAG, YEAH! AT 02/21/07 11:15 AM Oh my god, that logo must have shaken hands with Stu Scott.

BY LIEUTENANT WINSLOW AT 02/21/07 11:16 AM oh Brit, lets just end this silly charade already. fly you bald little ass down to Miami and we'll embark of that 3 week coke binge we've both been craving

BY TUFFY AT 02/21/07 11:16 AM This isn't the first time Ms. Spears has been involved in a minor league promotion, by the way. Yes, but enough about the Mickey Mouse Club.

BY SUMMER-OF-GEORGE AT 02/21/07 11:16 AM Apparently, Brittney had lice...wow. http://www.d.../showbiz/sho...

BY MIKE HONCHO AT 02/21/07 11:16 AM @BigRicks: Yeah I had 2 more that my mom just threw out when she was cleaning out their garage. Should've kept them as collectors items now that all this happened.

BY JD AT 02/21/07 11:18 AM Look it's Connie Conehead!

BY THESTARTERWIFE AT 02/21/07 11:18 AM Lice my ass. I've been saying, (and will keep repeating), since this whole thing started that she's avoiding a drug test in the custody battle.

BY MDT AT 02/21/07 11:19 AM and there's Justin Timberlake, joining the "Sell High" Hall of Fame alongside all those internet millionaires

BY DIDDLY AT 02/21/07 11:20 AM I like the one about federline threatening drug testing better. Great response by Britney, actually.

BY CDNMOOSE AT 02/21/07 11:23 AM SagerBombs: how many tickets do you get for flashing beav? For that, you get tickets to their big league affiliate (Columbus Blue Jackets). Hmmm...Yeah...Stick with the headshave.

BY TUFFY AT 02/21/07 11:24 AM I heard she had hair cancer. She's so brave. Hey, Kid Canada, what was the last hockey game you attended that caused you no stress?

BY CHIEF ILLINIWEK AT 02/21/07 11:24 AM @Summer-of-George: I think lice is the least of her problems.

BY PARKER91 AT 02/21/07 11:26 AM If she takes the Crunch up on the offer, they should set her up with Tim "Dr. Hook" McCracken. I heard he's a real great guy.

BY FIOS AT 02/21/07 11:26 AM @TheStarterWife: First, please understand that celebrity gossip is not my forte but the large media company that employs me eats it up. Secondly, this would seem to confirm your theory: http://extra..._reason_brit...

BY DENIS LEMIEUX AT 02/21/07 11:28 AM @parker91: then she can pick up that bounty on his head

BY I_AM_EATEN_BY_WOLVES AT 02/21/07 11:33 AM Ah, the train wreck that it is Ms. Spears and the oversize slum that is Syracuse... a match made in heaven.

BY OCHENTAYCINCO AT 02/21/07 11:33 AM First crabs (I'm assuming... I mean, K-Fed), now lice? Britney is a critter ecosystem unto herself.

BY BIGTENOBSESSION AT 02/21/07 11:34 AM Britney makes Baby Jesus cry.

BY DENIS LEMIEUX AT 02/21/07 11:35 AM I hate myself for posting this link, but I think Britney may be the #1 pick in everyone's deathpool at this point: http://wwtdd...html?pk=1936

BY UKRAINENOTWEAK AT 02/21/07 11:35 AM Send up to Oswego. Plenty of white powder up there. About 11 feet worth.

BY -S AT 02/21/07 11:36 AM Lice my ass. I scrolled through the comment quickly enough that I thought it said "Lick my ass." I promptly quit scrolling.

BY JEBUSHCHRIST AT 02/21/07 11:36 AM She's already checked out of rehab. Again. You know, a couple of years ago, I was thinking we'd see your traditional downward spiral followed up by a heavily airbrushed Playboy spread (in 2011) and a nostalgic career resurgence. Now, not so much. This will not end well.

BY -S AT 02/21/07 11:37 AM @TheStarterWife: There...almost forgot to do that.

BY CDNMOOSE AT 02/21/07 11:38 AM parker91: Indeed, he could take her eye out with a "flick of the wrist". But if they *really* wanted to start something, they should bring in Ogie: "This young man has had a very trying rookie season. What with the litigation, the notoriety, his subsequent deportation to Canada and that country's refusal to accept him, I guess that's more than most 21-year-olds can handle. Number six, Ogie Oglethorpe!"

BY 44 IN A ROW AT 02/21/07 11:39 AM "You know Britney, I read in a magazine that you can talk to me about anything."

BY KID CANADA AT 02/21/07 11:39 AM @Tuffy: First period: first 2 beers, still stressful. Second period: next 2 beers, less stressful. Third period: final 2 beers, not stressful.

BY LEN BIAS COCAINE SURPLUS AT 02/21/07 11:40 AM I knew the look from the Principle in BTTF was going to catch on.

BY STR8 CASH HOMIES AT 02/21/07 11:42 AM @Tuffy: Persis Khambatta?!? Jimmy Carter is... The Enforcer!

BY SUMMER-OF-GEORGE AT 02/21/07 11:45 AM Brittney was just found dead in a Hollywood back alley at 10:26 am, from an apparent drug overdose. ^That's not true but I bet none of you were surprised.

BY TUFFY AT 02/21/07 11:53 AM Kid Canada: What do you drink during intermissions?

BY HEAVYPETTINGZOO AT 02/21/07 11:56 AM I'm sorry guys... I thought I was on Deadspin but apparently I was redirected to Defamer. My bad.

BY CHET LEMON AT 02/21/07 11:56 AM "Who brought the crabs to the party?"

BY 12-INCH IDONGIVAFUCK SANDWICH AT 02/21/07 11:57 AM Summer: Not true because its 8:56 in Hollywood...but at least it would get ANS off the tv for a few minutes...

BY LAMPLEY'S LEFT HOOK AT 02/21/07 11:59 AM On her way out of rehab for the second time I noticed a bracelet with MR F on it? Do you think K-Fed gave it to her?

BY MOONSHINE MIKE AT 02/21/07 12:03 PM ooohhh, I didn't know about the custody case drug test required. That + her rehab announcement == good dodge.

BY 12-INCH IDONGIVAFUCK SANDWICH AT 02/21/07 12:05 PM Hmmmm...Nibbles is stumbling a bit after having looked at Stu Scott Eye immediately followed by Bald Britney...

BY WILL LEITCH'S UNFINISHED NOVEL AT 02/21/07 12:11 PM As a member of the Deadspin, LLP, having Britney as a client in a custody case right now must be simply brutal. Starting out, you figured you would likely roll over KFed like the Germans through France, but every day your client engages in some new behavior to sabotage her case. When my clients do it, they aren't on CNN. KFed, by comparison, has basically been a model citizen since the break-up. And, as trite as this may sound, I really do feel sorry for those kids; the only fortunate thing is they are both too young to know what is going on.

BY CHAMOMILES DAVIS AT 02/21/07 12:41 PM *Sigh*... I can't believe I used to masturbate to her.

BY KID CANADA AT 02/21/07 12:51 PM @Tuffy: Sadly at a Leaf game it can take the entire intermission to finally get your $13.50 beers.

BY GISELLEBEARDCHEN AT 02/21/07 01:06 PM At least for the moment-- the drapes match the carpet.

BY TUFFY AT 02/21/07 01:17 PM Kid Canada, this strikes me as a national crisis. Where are the riots? There must be riots.

BY PERMANENT4 AT 02/21/07 02:03 PM Royals season tickets!?!?? Will, you will SO rue the day you dissed the Reading side. They'll climb to the top of the Premiership table so fast that even Hirshey's eyes will swim across the... What? You meant K.C.? Oh, okay. Never mind.

BY KID CANADA AT 02/21/07 03:27 PM @Tuffy: Will the stereotype of the rioting Canadian never end?

BY TUFFY AT 02/21/07 03:42 PM @Kid Canada: Stupid Quebecor.

BY PHILISTINE AT 02/21/07 04:24 PM Second Prize: Two all expenses paid trips to Syracuse.

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