Drew Bledsoe's Comeback with the Atlanta Falcons?
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In a completely unsubstantiated report based upon pure wild speculation devoid of any eye witnesses or proven facts, Drew Bledsoe is indeed contemplating a return to the NFL by allegedly preparing to join the Atlanta Falcons training camp.
It is wildly rumored among nobody that Bledsoe has been itching to return to the big show shortly after being unceremoniously cut by the Dallas Cowboys who are apparently more than enthralled with the steady hands of future quarterback legend Tony Romo.
Falcons owner Arthur Blank probably did not meet with Bledsoe last night to iron out contractual details to begin the 35 year old quarterback's comeback. However, it does seem evident that Blank would be eager to steer away from any quarterback bearing resemblance to the estranged Michael Vick. In no way, shape or form, would Falcon fans confuse the prowess of Bledsoe scrambling and rushing with Vick.
The following 10 Reasons for Bledsoe's Comeback with the Falcons was received in my email inbox this morning. We cannot confirm at all that this was from Drew Bledsoe but then again what does it really matter?
Top 10
10. Drew Bledsoe would play for peanuts. Well maybe not literally, but his price would be pretty damn cheap. Blank likes that. A lot.
9. Drew Bledsoe loves dogs. He won't even eat brats or footlongs. A pure hamburger consuming man.
8. The "real" Drew Bledsoe is quite the blogger! Ever read Tony Homo.com?
7. Drew Bledsoe once played for the New England Patriots! ArmchairGM posters love that team unconditionally!
6. 251 Career touchdowns. In multiple coaching systems. The Falcons OC can finally call for a passing play without fear.
5. Drew Bledsoe can throw a football. Real far.
4. Bill Parcells once called Drew Bledsoe "the greatest quarterback that I ever coached". Nobody can confirm this but I am positive it happened.
3. Drew Bledsoe has never faced federal indictment charges. He won't even get a parking ticket. A great role model for all other NFL players to emulate.
2. The NFL has not been the same since Bledsoe's retirement. The dark side of the force has clearly shadowed over the league. I will leave the statistical relevance of this correlative observation to others here on the website.
1. And introducing the starting quarterback of your Atlanta Falcons, from Walla Walla, Washington, Drew Friggin' Bledsoe! Sounds cool doesn't it?
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