Caption Contest o' The Day (7/22/06)

In order to save fuel NASCAR has introduced the bike as a new pace car

There is nothing remotley humorous about this picture. No vote. No caption.

i agree

"Jersey driver on a bike! NNNOOOOOO!"

"A Mennonite on a bike is much faster than an Amish on a horse."

"I hope no one thinks that this picture of me will be funny enough for a Caption of the Day Contest on ArmchairGM.com!"

Hah, so this is what a sperm looks like riding a bicycle.

"I hope the guys in the car behind me don't mind the ass-less spandex I'm wearing."

I have a question: Is this the most amount of comments an article has received without making it to the "good stuff" area?!

I dont get it... No wonder I flunked creative art 101 in college...

The humor I found in it (and I removed my username from the post because I don't think these should count for page voting) is that the dude looks like he's laughing like the Wicked Witch of the West and thinking "I'll get you my pretty!" or something like that. Sorry it doesn't meet up to so many people's standards. Jeesh, sometimes people on this site can be tighter than biker boyz spandex up there.

Well, even I didn't touch this one...Alt fuel cars? how many points are bikers in bikershorts worth?, foreign carmaker replaces squirrel with EPO enhanced Tour de Francers? - He kinda look like Brad Johnson taking a crap.

Bernie Ecclestone (F1 supremo) denies rumours that it is becoming impossible to overtake in F1.