Caption Contest (8/31/06)

"I feel pretty... oh so pretty..."

that was weird. i just came to this site to post the exact same picture. you saw that on metsblog.com?

"Look, I'm A-Rod"

"See, I'm so much better than A-Rod - I bet he can't catch a pop-up fly ball in his mouth."

giggle, giggle...can you believe we keep winning with John Maine, Dave Williams, and Oliver Perez, giggle, giggle...

I thought I would never get that bat out of there.

"Neeeew York, Neeeeew Yoooooork!!!"

"Oh the bases were empty on the diamond of my heart,

When the coach called me up to the plate, I'd been swingin', and missin', at lovin' and kissin', My average was point double eight.

So I spit on my hands, knocked the dirt from my spikes, And pointed right towards center field, This time I'm hitting a home run, This time the love is for real.

I'll slide... I'll steal... I'll sacrifice A lovin' fly for you, I been slumping all season but now I found a reason, I struck on a love that is true.

I used to play the field, I used to be a roamer, But the season's turning 'round for me now, I finally bagged me a Homer.

That's right, I finally bagged me a Homer."

Ahhh! I'm more important to this team than Beltran!

Another Met demonstrates his sucking potential...

Than Frathisco here I come!

Is this the chorus line for La Cage aux Folles?