Cam Cameron is a Moron with a Stupid Name
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by Dan Lewis
Cam Cameron. It'd be like if my parents named me Lew.
Trent Green is closer to being a vegetable than he is a quarterback.
Cleo Lemon sounds like the name of the frontman for a drag show cabaret act.
The Miami Dolphins are 0-6.
So, what does Cam say about starting 26 year-old rookie John Beck? After all, didn't they do that when he was the OC of the Washington Redskins -- try out a young guy (then Patrick Ramsey) to see if you want to draft a new young'n? Quoth the moron: Nevermore.
- That’s a common thought for people to have. I remember when I was with the Redskins there was a little bit of that thought process with the guys we had there and it didn’t pan out. I think in retrospect we would have done some things differently. At this juncture here with the Dolphins, we need to go with the quarterback that gives us the best chance to win. It’s way too early in the season to go down in that road. If John Beck eventually plays, he plays but right now Cleo Lemon gives us the best chance to win and that’s the direction we’re going to go.
"[W]e need to go with the quarterback that gives us the best chance to win." Huh? Win what, exactly?
The Dolphins are 0-6. They've allowed the second most points in the NFL -- not something a quarterback can fix. They just traded away their best wide receiver for a draft pick, and I have a feeling that the draft pick doesn't give them a better chance to win than, you know, an actual player. (At least not this year.)
Thankfully, the Miami Dolphins have allowed us to ask Cameron a question, using this link. Here are some questions I want to ask him. Feel free to add your suggestions in the comments, or, even better, on that link.
- You have zero wins in six games. How many games are you on pace to win? Please feel free to use a calculator if you find it necessary.
- Do you have a brother named Ron?
- Are you such a freaking moron that you can't man up and say, hey, we're 0-6, maybe we should start thinking about 2008?
