Brady Grabs More Honors…Topping Porn Star’s Top Five
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by user LastRow
Get a load of this one…It would appear that either the Atlanta Journal-Constitution is tired of covering the endless Michael Vick dogfighting saga and has decided to try and spice things up a bit in their sports section. It has to be one or the other because how else could it be explained why a porn star named Lisa Ann Taylor, (also known as to her fans as Melissa Wolf and "The Mansion Madam") was commissioned by the Atlanta Journal-Constitution to name her Top Five sexiest athletes. Are you kidding me? A newspaper asking a porn star to pick her favorite sexy athletes…What’s next? Have O.J. Simpson compile a list of his Top Five murders of all-time?
See, now if the Constitution was wondering what was Lisa Ann’s Top Five regarding her glorified career lying on her back in the several athletic events that she has done…Well, that I can see. That’s a different story, (no pun intended). Wait, where’s that individual out there that considers Miss Taylor an athlete…Come on, you know there’s one. Nevertheless, why does anybody care what she thinks about sports anyway. Who, pray tell, cares?
Thing is this same newspaper reported just a few months ago that this same porn star was charged with prostitution, keeping a place of prostitution, conspiracy to possess cocaine and racketeering…Awesome! See O.J., you better wait by the phone.
Angela Tuck, the Journal-Constitution's public editor, was not amused. Tuck thinks her paper was wrong to engage in such an exercise…You don’t say? Really? Why is that? For the fact of the matter, she’s a porn star or she’s a porn star with issues and a rap sheet…Which one is it? Although, doesn’t it go hand in hand (perhaps bad choice of words on my part)? I thought the concept of a NEWSpaper was to present news worthy stories in a print fashion…How is asking a porn star and an accused criminal to name her favorite sexy athletes any kind of news. Hello, news value, um yes, where are you located? Although there’s a place for this sort of story…It’s called Maxim, Stuff, Playboy, Penthouse, not the Atlanta Journal-Constitution. However, I'm willing to bet that porn stars naming sexy athletes is more popular with the Journal-Constitution's readers than coverage of an Atlanta City Council meeting. What do you think?
"The idea for this feature originated with the sports department. Since Taylor had been in the news, an editor decided it might be fun to ask for her picks for Atlanta's sexiest athletes." See, I told you the Vick dog fighting saga was old! Fun? In the news? Um, yeah, she was in the news because she’s a lawbreaker a menace to society, but then so is Michael Vick…So take it for what it’s worth!
Yes, just for the record, Tom Brady topped Miss Taylor’s list…Gee, big shocker! "Boy next door, good looks, great smile," she added. I’m also willing to bet "The Mansion Madam" hears that one quite frequently too! However one thing the Constitution doesn’t suggest either way is whether or not Brady topping this poll mean that "The Madam" would love to co-star with the Golden Boy in one of her upcoming flicks? See, now that…That would be considered "newsworthy"!
