Why the Eagles Suck

Why do some people continue to post just PART of their article???

Eh ehm...

1. The Eagles don't suck...they finished 8-8 with the hardest record in the NFL nevermind the fact that the ball bounced the wrong way for them...with only the giants, cowboys and giants beating them by 8 pts or more

1. "faithful Philly fans refused his arrival" - do you mean Angelo Cataldi and about 30 people (Ed Rendell included)...

1. "if McNabb has just a smidgen of brains, he’ll leave this season and find a new home." - He doesn't have a choice...he's under contract for a little while. And moreover, he is coming back

1. "Curtis is a third option at best and that’s on a bad team" - What?! He's a #2, I admit it...and moreover McNabb has diplomatically asked for weapons...i believe he'll see something...

1. "As a matter of fact, the Eagles are clueless about various management decisions witnessed by releasing Trot right before the start of the regular season" - Did you watch them this season...If you knew a god damned thing about the eagles you'd realize that eagles management is actually far from clueless (certainly ruthless). Trotter was slow and taking up a roster spot. He certainly could have filled in, but considering the play of guys like Omar Gaither and Steward Bradley, I'd say they got it right...but you wouldn't know that

The Eagles don't suck, YOU suck.

WTF is this fuckhead talking about?

Your favorite team is the Cleveland Browns, and YOUR writing an article on "Why the Eagles Suck"??? When was the last time Cleveland won the Division??? You guys had your first good year in A LONG TIME. You guys have had 7 winning seasons in the past TWENTY YEARS, and how many Super Bowl apperances???

O, I figured it out... he is a Browns fan... yo, fuckface, just because your team had one decent season in I dont know, 50 years, doesn't mean you get to talk about another team like this... atleast make some decent points or something... if you wanna rip something, rip the fact that your favorite team missed the playoffs too

Here is the rest of his "article"

Point #4: What class this organization has firing a man in the final hour when it’s almost impossible to sign on with another team. What was their explanation for making such a poor decision? Coaches, management, and whomever else always preaches the importance of leadership and they fire their leader. The only explanation I would accept from Andy Reid would be; he has suffered from post traumatic stress due to the multiple run-ins his kids have had with the law, how they’ve strained his finances with attorney’s, rehabs, and chasing that white ghost, and how his team has underachieved for years. That was point #4 and #5. Regardless of making the playoffs, winning the NFC East, and playing in multiple NFC championship games in the early 2000’s, they have underachieved as a franchise. Oh well, I guess that’s how the Eagles roll.

Don’t worry I didn’t forget about Mr. Ostrich neck Reggie Brown who had a miserable season with 61 receptions and a defense that had no clue if they were coming or going. The only bright spot came from Pro Bowl starter Brian Westbrook who led the team in receptions (90), rushing yards (1,333) and touchdowns (12). McNabb you have nothing left to prove in Philly. Get Out!

Final Point: So why do the Eagles suck? You Philly fans didn’t get it did you?

Romi, I understand 10 points can be very important, but don't vote for this.

Why this half-article sucks:

Who the hell cares about the Eagles two days before the Divisional Round? You've got two rivals going at it in Big D, two teams that have had big games in the past playing in Green Bay, the Chargers playing Indy, and a team looking to go 17-0. Yet you want to talk about the Eagles?

The Eagles don't suck. 8-8 isn't sucking. 8-8 is mediocre, average, baseline, but it isn't sucking. They also went 8-8 in a division with 3 playoff teams. And oh yeah, they put up an amazing effort against the Patriots.

This is an incomplete article, a misguided attempt to drive traffic to a blog I WILL AVOID LIKE THE PLAGUE. It's prostituting. Mind as well start off the article with "Hey sailor, looking for a good article, well come on over here to this blog." I don't care how hot she is, I'm not sleeping with no hooker, even if it's a freebee. It's just wrong. And I'm not clicking on your goddamned link.

Can you do anything besides lists? Lists are fine once and awhile (like this comment, hehe), but writing is about supporting your argument without using numbers or bullet points. This is the Power Point School of Writing. Why bother with paragraphs, transition sentences, opening sentences, concluding sentences, and flow when you can just go "Point #3?"

And is it that hard to capitalize names when you classify your article into opinions?

The Eagles were one of four teams to have a top 10 offense and defense along with New England, Dallas and Indy, Cleveland is not

The Eagles have the third best record behind New England and Indianopolis since 2000, the Browns have made the playoffs once during that stretch I believe

The Eagles are the BEST road team in the NFL since 2000, and what have the Browns been best at. Oh right, wasting top picks on Courtney Brown and Tim Couch

The Eagles are the 6th best team in the NFL since Jeffrey Lurie took over in 1995 while back then Cleveland lost their team altogether

The Eagles have the best record in the NFL following bye weeks and losses since 1999

I understand why my Eagles get crap from other cities, I just can't tolerate it from a Cleveland Browns fan

FrankD, Romi, it's just 10 points, unvote now.

ummm... I figured this out...

Skip Bayliss is now writing here

I even commented on that nitwit's actual website, fanprophet? he has to be kidding

He describes himself as "In short; a fantasy sports freak with ingenious ability, talent, and vision." on his site. Is he kidding?

You guys are great, thanks for all the comments.

And we find yet another problem with article splitting: comments on here about the conclusion of an article begun on AGM but completed elsewhere. Ccampbell, why not begin your comment here, then finish it on Falseprophets blog?

"The Eagles also were one of just four teams to finish in the top 10 in yards gained and yards allowed. The other three - New England, Indianapolis and Dallas - went a combined 42-6 this season, and all will play this weekend". Yeah, all that and they don't make the playoffs. The Eagles Organization Sucks, Period!

You know as well as I do that John Beck was not worth mentioning then and is not worth mentioning now.

8-8 and last in the division... imagine if the division was less talented, how many more wins this team would have had...

See "Flutie Flakes" that's all the entire organization wants, average!

And to argue your actual points, Kevin Curtis had 800+ yards two seasons ago as a number two in only a few starts when Isaac Bruce was injured, there is NOTHING you can use to prove he is not a solid number two, let alone a "number three on a bad team". And letting Trotter go opened up the door for Omar Gaither who had 100+ tackles this year while Trotter HAD 13 TACKLES. Pay attention before you make stupid points.

To tell you the truth the Eagles had a disapointing year. They do not suck. They beat Dallas, and the first game they played they were up and lost to an onside's kick. They lost to Green Bay on a last minute field goal. Donnovan was out a good portion of the season and when he came back he was not 100%. His pass defense was horrible, and he had no one to throw the ball to. But still they were contenders the whole season. They looked terrible, but still managed close games. Westbrook is a horse and one of the most respected players in the NFL. So winning the last 3 games at the end of the season doesn't just mean they will be back, but it shows that they could beat Dallas, they almost beat the Pats, and they beat the Saints in a game that the Saints needed to win and the Eagles had no skin in the game. They need a WR, and to tighten up their pass defense. 2008 is a new year.

It looks like it is the Cowboys who suck.

"Whatever the case may be I don't like the Eagles and they suck. Period!" his final statement on his site for this article. Real professional biased articles at Fanprophet.