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BREAKING NEWS: Tony Romo to the yankees

by Nonothingxsportsfan
created December 27, 2007, last edited June 03, 2008
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   If you are informed sports fan such as I im sure you have heard of the numerous trade rumors of kobe bryant starting pitcher of the miami dolphins and sidney crosby starting right tackle for the seattle supersonics are very close to getting a deal done. Seattle has reported they are willing to trade sidney crosby and 2 other prospects to go with the deal to play for the miami dolphins. Bill parcells vp of the the atlanta hawks said this is a good trade and that it will benifit both teams. Now we no that about two years ago evan longoria (who is one of the prospects) was charged on rape and other prospect larry fitzgerald knowingly farts on the meals at his fathers restuarant. Though this is not iilegal it is nasty. kobe bryant says he promises with his new team he will shoot the ball more often (something that was a problem in miami).

 

In other news randy moss is an arsonist and miguel cabrera is anorexic


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Bobbyjim45Draft Pick
191 days ago
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ha.
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Bobbyjim45Draft Pick
191 days ago
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NICE!! That's my 100th thumbs down!
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Bobbyjim45Draft Pick
191 days ago
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Put that in the next milestones article...
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Manny StilesAAA-er
191 days ago
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Wow... You showed ME, eh?
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JamelAll-American
191 days ago
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Why do you think he's me??
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Manny StilesAAA-er
191 days ago
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Here's a free tip nono -
Image:Armchair.gif For the betterment of the 'chair, and the love of sports this user is a member of the Ignore Jamel club.
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JamelAll-American
191 days ago
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Wow- you are paranoid today--

Still you do amuse me Manny- Keep up the good work

DOn't worry- I sent your wife home a few minutes ago
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
191 days ago
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It appears Kenrick has adopted a new pathetic identity and equally inept shtick. {fart}
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AfraidofedhochuliDraft Pick
190 days ago
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oohhh a fart joke
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DRE-LOAAA-er
191 days ago
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Whatever you're smoking, you need to pass it around the room where you're at.
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Crash ThomasSoccer Kid
191 days ago
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I posted a true article on the QB controversy in SF, it gets 0 comments, but this one gets 5? Guess I need to write bogus articles, lol!
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SSreportersHall of Famer
191 days ago
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This is so......stupid.
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OneflydudeAll-American
191 days ago
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I thought this would be humorous, but I didnt laugh, except at a few of the comments
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SSreportersHall of Famer
191 days ago
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Let's be fair, he is just living up to his name....'know'nothingxsportsfan
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NonothingxsportsfanSoccer Kid
191 days ago
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LLLLLLIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! all of this is true none of you know what you are talking about.
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CoreyisarealboyMajor Leaguer
191 days ago
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Who let AMAZING GRACE make another user name?
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NonothingxsportsfanSoccer Kid
191 days ago
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im not amazing grace in fact i am jamel so if u have o want more reason 2 hate him here u go i am jamel
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AfraidofedhochuliDraft Pick
190 days ago
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jamel can spell...kendrick...
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Bobbyjim45Draft Pick
190 days ago
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Actually, I decided to vote for this because "larry fitzgerald knowingly farts on the meals at his father's restauant".
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JamelAll-American
190 days ago
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hey- I'm sure DNL can back this up for me- I ain't nonothing--
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Fishfan9703JV Squad
190 days ago
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i dont think i have ever seen anything more disgraceful to sports
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