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Apostrophe (06/11/08)

by Falcon02520
created June 11, 2008, last edited June 12, 2008
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A best of three series. Games to twenty-one, scoring by ones and twos (as opposed to the standard twos and threes). The battles are hard-fought. Each possession is a struggle. To this point, both sides have had their own runs, each time the opposition answers. The clashing in the first two games experienced tight scoring, and this final game has been closer than both prior...

The sunlight rains down. It is feeling like the calm of a summer storm. Silence almost completely smolders the park, with the exception of heavy breathing and shoes squeaking. Thermometers reads ninety-seven, although it feels much worse. Humidity is death. The weather channel says with all factors taken into place the one-hundred four degree heat engulfs the county of Burlington...

Everyone is their own personal waterfall. Sweat pours down uncontrollably, rushing down the face and body. Attire no longer absorbs the perspiration. Each shirt and short are soaked to the max. There is nothing left to wipe water off the body. Eyes grow tired; the heat, sun, and sweat have all taken their toll...

Muscles ache. Heart-rates are jacked. Adrenaline. Everybody is running on this unexplainable X-Factor. The question is, who will tire out first? Push on, through the pain, through the heat, through the fire because soreness, the state of being tired, it is only temporary. Victory, my friends, lasts a lifetime...

Nineteen-twenty. Down by one. Standing at the top of the key, Kevin thrusts the ball from behind the net. He struggled physically while retrieving the ball. It is obvious he is worn out. Still standing, but worn to the brink of collapse. No choice but to score here, otherwise game point for the opposition, and Lars has the hot hand to end it all...

Check the ball over and it is handed back into the gut. Tight defense, but it won't matter. Big Kev tries to post up down low. He is just too burnt out and the slimmer, smaller Seamier is taking advantage on defense. Swing the ball out to Biddle. He looks to take a quick shot, but the defense and the lack of energy make a decent shot almost impossible. Set a pick in front of him. Jake and Lars bite on the pick, so roll away...

Undoubtedly with the most stamina of anyone on the court, muster up a burst of speed as Kevin sets a pick in front of the basket. Squeezing between the baseline and the big man, Biddle finds a passing lane and power-bounces the ball down low. Lars get back on defense. Even though the basket is behind, position has been established. Now, how to finish? The right hand is the strong side. He knows that. Use that as an advantage...

A shoulder fake and the ball hits the blacktop with thunderous hop. A spin and up with the left hand. The block alters the shot just a tad, but with a hand sliding across the cheek, the shot falls. Tie game.

"Tie game... Win by two," Lars announces. Everyone already knew the situation. He is just clarifying the point, most likely to motivate Jake and Seamier. He knows he was burned on the last play, but he is trying to pass it off on his teammates. A true "dick" move. He deserves to lose at this point...

Biddle checks the ball at the point. A two pointer wins the game. They are playing tight along the arch. Run a play from the football handbook. A hand-off at the point. The ball slides away and rolls on the blacktop. With a quick little half-spin move, possession is retained...

Biddle drags himself off to the corner. Kevin floats back to the three point line. Isolation. Deep breath. Take what is given. Get to the basket. A fake to the right and a quick cut back to the left. He took the bait! Nothing but a clear lane at this point, just fin...

A thud, a slide, and a scrape. Lars was beat, he knew it and in a split second reaction he threw his leg out. Hook line and sinker. Now blood rushes from the left palm. "Fack. Timeout."

"Why the fack are you calling a timeout? Get your ass up and play!"

"First off, you fouled me. Second, I am bleeding and I'm nobody wants blood all over the ball. So let me tape this up." Lars starts back, but after turning away and walking, he stops because he knows he is being ignored. An ace bandage and some tape will stop the bleeding, but the top layer of skin is about gone. It is painful, but not unbearable. Kevin and Biddle join as this quick breather is what is needed to regain some energy, some rehydration...

Now, basically with one hand and a short rest. The ball is handed back at the point. Kevin has regained some strength. He backs down Seamier and has position. A lob pass inside. He throws a pump fake, spins, and finishes near the rim. Now, up by one, it is game point...

This time the check is thrown back into the gut. The opposition is angry. Will they be able to channel that aggression? Any advantage anybody can get could result in the game. A swing pass to Biddle. From five feet behind the arch, he chucks up a long shot...

The ball is in the air and hearts are sinking, but the shot didn't go down. Why take a two point shot when we only need one? No time to think, there is a loose ball. It gets bounces over Kevin's grasp and Jake is able to feed it out to Lars at the point. Lars knows about the cut on the left palm. He cuts to that side. There is no way to stop him at this point. A tear-drop floater over the outstretched hand of Kevin falls. Tie game...

With this stupid little grin, Lars gets the ball back at the point. That cocky sunovabitch. He floats a pass down under the basket to Seamier. Right before he can get his sky-hook off, the double team arrives. He is forced to get rid of the ball. Biddle had floated over to cover a wide open Lars at the point, leaving Jake out in the middle of nowhere. He begins towards the net, moving to his left... but the pass is to his right! Outta play!

Seamier cries about being fouled, but it was a clean defense, he just threw the ball away. After fishing the ball from the bushes, the offense gets set up once again. Biddle at the top of the key will take the check. Set up along the baseline on the left side of the net, Kevin whispers "pick" as he slowly moves around the court...

After wiping off some sweat on by rubbing a shoulder along the forehead, a nod to Biddle is all that needs to be said. Play begins. A pick underneath, but the defense acts too quickly as a quick step by the pick happens and a bounce pass is caught at the arch...

Turn around and there is that asshole stepping up to play tight defense. A two pointer will win the game, but any score is necessary here. Everyone is tired. For a short rest, just stand here to protect the ball. Regain some of that energy. There is no shot clock, take all the time in the world... A poll of sweat forms on the ground beneath. Time has passed, now go. A deep breath. Then dribbling with only the right hand, begin to slash inside... wait, drop step. Lars is headed towards the basket! An open shot!

All the strength from the body that remains is used to fight through one last heave off the ground. A flick of the wrist and an short grunt as the ball is released over the outstretched hand of a defender trying to get back on defense...


Not actual photo...
Sunlight and sweat pour into the eyes as the ball is watched floating through the clear blue sky. The world slows down. Everyone holds their breath. Silence once again surrounds the court. Through all the heat, the pain, the anguish, resilience prevails as the chain-metal net strikes a beautiful sound...

Victory. A fist pump and a couple of high-fives to celebrate. Battling through tough opposition as well as the grueling elements, the clinching game. A down to the wire performance...

There was no audience, no reward, or championship title. No endorsement deals or scouts looking for a big sign. It was just a group of kids playing hard for the feeling of winning. Through the heat, blood, sweat, hard work, resilience, dedication, and perseverance, I was able to feel what it is like to overcome an adversary, to strive for a goal and reach it, to fight for glory, to live up to personal expectations, and to feel some sort of success, all if only for a few moments. Most importantly, walking away side by side with my two best friends, off into the sunlight and grueling heat, feeling that even though we are in a small town in Jersey, we were on top of the world...


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Manny StilesAAA-er
118 days ago
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104 degrees... pfft! =)
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SSreportersLegend
118 days ago
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I lived in Nevada, try 130 degree weather punks....
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Steel TownAll-American
118 days ago
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try 80% relative humidity.
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Manny StilesAAA-er
118 days ago
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SSR - try looking up the record temps for Nevada sometime...

"125 degrees at Laughlin, June 29, 1994"

I've been to Death Valley in the summer and I lived in PA for 27 years. 100 degrees in the Eastern Woodlands is WAAAAAAAY worse, trust me.

Humidity doesn't care about shade.
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SSreportersLegend
118 days ago
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Frigging typo...
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Manny StilesAAA-er
118 days ago
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yeah...
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SSreportersLegend
118 days ago
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Seriously though, the weather in the US is messed up.


It hasn't reached 65 degrees this month here in Seattle, there is flooding and twisters in the Midwest, and there are heatwaves in the east coast.
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JuTMSY4Hall of Famer
118 days ago
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its all about the humidity...which is what's making it so bad on the east coast...the west has dry heat, so its very relative in temps...
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Manny StilesAAA-er
118 days ago
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Yeah, it's crazy how the 4th largest counrty in the world that extends nearly from the Tropic of Cancer to almost the 50th parallel and 3,000 miles wide, with 2 major mountain ranges, surrounded by earth's two largest oceans and in the middle the largest plains area in the world can have such a diverse weather pattern...
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Manny StilesAAA-er
118 days ago
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"dry heat" isn't the problem here... it's the SUN. Open the door on your microwave, poke your head in there and turn it on and you'll know how it feels.
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Steel TownAll-American
118 days ago
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The first few paragraphs of this article were awesome. I feel you on the heat thing. It was hot as hell this week. I think I sweat out about 30lbs playing handball yesterday.
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Falcon02520Legend
118 days ago
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Only the first few paragraphs?  :(
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Manny StilesAAA-er
118 days ago
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The part where it was over was good... =)
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KelsdadAll-Star
118 days ago
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True story. Made national news, because my brother in law in Connecticut called me when it was on the news, thought it was some bored weather guy's joke. (Seriously, aren't ALL weather guys bored?)

Anyway, 1995, June. Hottest day on record in AZ, 122 degrees. Some dude was outside painting his house, got hungry. Went inside, got a frozen pizza, brought it outside, and cooked it.

On the hood of his car.
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Manny StilesAAA-er
118 days ago
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I made eggs in a frying pan I sat in my driveway last year. It was only 114 then. People think it's a joke about the heat here until they get branded by their seat belt buckle for the first time.
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Manny StilesAAA-er
118 days ago
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I might do it again soon and film it and slap it on YouTube this time.
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Falcon02520Legend
118 days ago
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Screw the heat, it is not the story here. Does anybody have anything to say about the game?
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Manny StilesAAA-er
118 days ago
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Me and my wife could beat you. Does that count?
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JuTMSY4Hall of Famer
118 days ago
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i dunno...i really hate basketball...and playing a pickup game reminds me why every time... Give me a baseball, football or hockey puck (okay, the orange street hockey ball) and I'll tell you why they're so fun to play...but basketball does nothing but piss me the hell off...
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Manny StilesAAA-er
118 days ago
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He painted a pretty picture with words about it, at least.

But considering what he was working with, it's not going to blow too many people away.

It's tough Falcon. You want to be artsy and stretch your skills out a little (I like the effort), but artsy isn't popular. So don't get upset if people don't "get into it". They just don't have any familiarity with the subject or don't have a clue who the hell you are talking about... (I happen to also know a guy named Biddle and I can't imagine him balling)


We could play a game though. Take out all the names and replace them with supermodels names and this will be the featured article on the front page!
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KelsdadAll-Star
118 days ago
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You mean other than what the heck were you thinking? 104 with humidity and you're outside shooting hoops? What was the bet, first one to puke and pass out?
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Falcon02520Legend
118 days ago
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A two on one, of course you will win...

I don't really like watching basketball, but I can play it all day. I like playing other sports but basketball is the easiest to get a bunch of people together to play...
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KelsdadAll-Star
118 days ago
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haha, Falc, good one. Manny's 6'6" and even HE can't beat his wife playing ball.

Ever see Joes v Pros? When the retired NBA player just schools these poor saps? Just picture you playing one on one against Mrs. Stiles.

Ha. That was funny......
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Falcon02520Legend
118 days ago
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Size isn't everything. Kevin is 6'4" and I beat him every time. When it is one on one, there is a lot of open court. With my 3-point shot, all I need to do is use my short, quick little self and out-run the taller, slower player to an open spot on the court. I'm not saying I can beat Manny or his wife though...
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KelsdadAll-Star
118 days ago
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Seriously, its a great article, but I had trouble getting a visual. Except the whiny dude looking for fouls on every play. I see that every time I watch the Lakers.
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OvertheedgeVarsity
118 days ago
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good story but the title doesnt fit and why were you outside when it was so hot?
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