Any Problems with Superman Tebow winning the Heisman? (COUGH) Dennis Dixon
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by LastRow
Just a simple question, but a question that bears asking! Although, one thing comes to mind…Dennis Dixon got bent over backwards and they shoved a rubber horse up his nose! I will say with Mr. Superman winning the Heisman, well, my condolences to Tebow and the rest of his football career…It’s all but over from this point forward, my friend! For he reached the pinnacle of individual honors on Saturday night in college football, for he also was awarded college football’s most dubious twenty pound paper weight! In essence, that’s all the Heisman really is anymore! I mean sure it’s a great honor and the respective university can gloat about a Heisman trophy winner, (this year it’s Florida’s turn) but along with every other aspect of college football, (especially this season) awarding the Heisman to Superman is up for debate!
Now sure Double T had a stat line which resembles one out of the Arena Football League, but so did Colt Brennan! What actually won it for Tebow? Was it the rushing touchdowns he stock piled? If you ask me, I’d say that’s the only reason why he won the award…Well, one of them! I know, I’m bright for figuring that out all by myself, right…Accumulating more rushing TD’s in a single season than Walker, Jackson and whoever else put on pads in the SEC. While I honestly don’t really have an issue so to speak with Tebow taking home the hardware, I’ll be honest, I wanted to see Run DMC capture honors! Although I will say this, the only reason why TT won it was Dennis Dixon had to go and Daunte Culpepper/ Donovan McNabb his knee!
It’s because of that reason and that reason alone that Tebow took home the over-glorified/over-hyped honor! And even missing the last few games, I believe wholeheartedly that Dixon should’ve received more votes than his fifth place finish warranted! Shit…Receive more votes! Hell no, he should’ve won the damn thing! I give a shit, rats ass, and whatever else there is! What, just because one misses the last few remaining games he suddenly has to go from arguably leading the race and the most dynamic player to somehow finishing fifth…What’s up with that? And Dixon’s injury, the Ducks went from the most feared offense in the country to an offense that put the "LAME" in Lame Ducks…Who would have issues scoring on S.W. Missouri State, (if anybody saw what they did to Grand Valley, you know what I’m talking about).
Just like anything else in college football, the Heisman is nothing more than a political capture…With that said, hell, Bill Clinton should win this award year in and year out. Anybody that can somehow get impeached for getting a blow job from anybody else but his wife has my vote and day of the week! Not to rain on "Little Timmy’s" parade…I just don’t see how Dixon should’ve gotten screwed over an injury! Oh wait, yes I do…It’s the political game! Because nobody has the stones in the college football brass like Bill Clinton showed the entire world he had!
And while Tebow was thanking everybody from the milkman to the janitor back at Nease, he seemed to forget one major one! The "Tucson Turf Monster" which made Dixon’s knee into swiss cheese on that Thursday night in the desert! You know the one which all but handed him the Heisman!
