An Open Letter to Michael Vick
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by Chuck Tyler
Dear Mikey V,
Don't worry.
First, if the Dolphins took back Ricky "I get high with my dogs" Williams, then you know Atlanta will take Michael "I throw dogs from on high" Vick back.
Second, get Ray Lewis on your attorney Billy Martin's speed dial, so you can learn how to turn this tragedy into NFL triumph, and become an icon that makes a killing despite killing.
Lastly, you know the CFL, AFL and af2 can't afford you; there is no longer a NFL Europe; and Aussie football is. . . well, Aussie.
We'll welcome you back with open arms, Lucky Number 7.
And we won't even play "Who Let The Dogs Out" as you run onto the field. . .
