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An Open Letter to Michael Vick

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by Chuck Tyler


Dear Mikey V,

Don't worry.

First, if the Dolphins took back Ricky "I get high with my dogs" Williams, then you know Atlanta will take Michael "I throw dogs from on high" Vick back.

Second, get Ray Lewis on your attorney Billy Martin's speed dial, so you can learn how to turn this tragedy into NFL triumph, and become an icon that makes a killing despite killing.

Lastly, you know the CFL, AFL and af2 can't afford you; there is no longer a NFL Europe; and Aussie football is. . . well, Aussie.

We'll welcome you back with open arms, Lucky Number 7.

And we won't even play "Who Let The Dogs Out" as you run onto the field. . .


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Cornfed78Draft Pick
205 days ago
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Well Atlanta might not play "Who Let The Dogs Out", but other teams would. And IMPO Vick could be the best player in history of the AFL if he "had" to play there.
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Manny StilesAAA-er
205 days ago
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Holy Crap this site is going to hell with gasoline pants on today...
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KelsdadAll-Star
205 days ago
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Dear Mike,

The Mitchell report came out today and Roger Clemen's name is on it, so, as of now, no one even remembers who you are.

Good luck, and don't eat the meatloaf
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
203 days ago
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Borrowing a page from "Wag The Dog". . . steroids in baseball? GET OUT!
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