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An Introduction to...Allison Stokke

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by user The Beast

Meet Allison Stokke.
Meet Allison Stokke.

If you haven't heard of Allison Stokke yet, you will soon. The athletic 18 year old pole vaulter from Newport Beach, California, has recently became an internet celebrity. Her popularity has skyrocketed overnight, (think of an athletic form of Jenn Sterger). If you don't know who Jenn Sterger is then good luck. A month or so, ago this infamous picture was plastered across the Internet message boards and blogs. However, the California state champion has not appreciated the recent attention she has been getting.

When discussing her new-found celebrity status, Stokke said, "Even if none of it is illegal, it just all feels really demeaning." As someone who has posted a hottest female athletes list, you may not feel that I am the appropriate person to criticize those who drool over the 18 year old vaulter.

So where do you draw the fine line? Of course, you have freedom of speech. Bloggers can truly post whatever they feel like. We have Internet porn for a reason. However, the the poster, out of respect, needs to treat female athletes as genuine people and not objects of lust. There is a big difference between this kind of post and that kind of post . A top five list discussing the hottest athlete admires the fact that a female athlete can be a good-looking woman while being one of the best at her respective sports. However, the ladder demoralizes the athlete. It makes her an object of sexual desire. I for one do not approve of it, but the Internet police really do not have the right to censor it.

http://talkinglasports.blogspot.com/2007/06/introduction-toallison-stokke.html


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JuTMSY4Legend
497 days ago
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Sweet Jesus...
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KelsdadAll-Star
497 days ago
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Wow, glad I'm not her father.
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JuTMSY4Legend
497 days ago
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Why? You have a good reason to own a gun...
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Manny StilesAAA-er
497 days ago
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My buddy always says that when you meet the daughter's boyfriends you have to be sitting in YOUR chair, caressing a shotgun and looking a touch crazy. But so the boy knows you mean business, do it naked.
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ChristofMVP
497 days ago
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Hey Manny - you have a daughter right? How many guns have you purchased so far?
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
497 days ago
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Watch her sellout after realizing that pole vaulting doesn't exactly bring in the big buck. Relax Beast, it is not like a home porn video was released.
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JuTMSY4Legend
497 days ago
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That's a whole other set of issues entirely...
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JamelAll-American
497 days ago
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We can only wait and hope
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
497 days ago
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She needs to confer with Anna Kournikova.
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JuTMSY4Legend
497 days ago
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There's kournikova sex tape...how did i not know...
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KelsdadAll-Star
497 days ago
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Maybe she's gay....
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Manny StilesAAA-er
497 days ago
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I think you might have just killed Jamel!
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JuTMSY4Legend
497 days ago
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It is a bit skeevey that some guys were at her meets taking pictures...she's in high school right?
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JamelAll-American
497 days ago
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Yeah, uhm, okay, so, where to begin-- give me a second... so..... yup... alright... so she likes to play with big poles huh?
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JuTMSY4Legend
497 days ago
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Somewhere Rodney Dangerfield is clapping...
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The BeastAAA-er
497 days ago
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Actually Jamel, she participates in a sport called pole vaulting. It is an olympic sport. Heard of it?
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
497 days ago
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If Beast is so morally opposed to the pics, why did he himself post one here and on his blog?
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Clayton St. John Smythe Esq.Varsity
497 days ago
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I'd like to introduce THAT to my "Olympic Sport" if you know what I'm sayin'....

Sorry, I couldn't resist. People take the finer things in life so seriously these days. Why should she be ashamed of her beauty? And marketability???

Anna Kornikova anyone?
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The BeastAAA-er
497 days ago
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I am not opposed to her pic. She uses a pole to compete in her sport. I am not opposed to it all. I am opposed to pervs who like to post articles on whether they would F*** her. I think that might be taking it a little too far.
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Clayton St. John Smythe Esq.Varsity
497 days ago
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I know you are young, but one day even YOU will let the BEAST out.
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
497 days ago
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Beast, we know you are only 16 but sheesh at least admit she makes you feel kind of funny down there, alright kid? Time to unleash the dragon buddy!
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The BeastAAA-er
497 days ago
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Fine, She is really hot! There said it but I don't need to plaster my feelings on every internet message board. Oh and almost 17!
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
497 days ago
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Alright Beast! TODAY YOU ARE DA MAN! Give him a "+"! JFC, what I wouldn't do to be 17 again... Best years of your life kid. Don't waste'em.
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JuTMSY4Legend
497 days ago
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nope, she's 18...18 and 2 months apparently...
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JuTMSY4Legend
497 days ago
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amazin what google can do nowadays...
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JamelAll-American
497 days ago
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What's the problem?? She's 18 years old and is getting attention-- didn't someone here comment about the nascar thing and how that was okay

And yeah I've heard of pole vaulting-- it's where she grabs onto a big long stick and goes for a ride!- Boi yeah!

http://profi...id=184340207
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JamelAll-American
497 days ago
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Damn you beat me to it Ju-
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JuTMSY4Legend
497 days ago
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great minds think alike i suppose...
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JamelAll-American
497 days ago
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I guess it only makes sense she would have to be in great shape- it must be hard launching blobs of fat into the air--
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JuTMSY4Legend
497 days ago
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Pole Vaulters also tend to be short...I would imagine she's relatively short...
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JamelAll-American
497 days ago
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Heck I bet you she would be proper height for when I stand at attention... what?!- I don't want her to have a sore neck-- what?! I mean so she doesn't hurt herself and can continue playing with long sticks-- what?! I mean.. damn..
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JuTMSY4Legend
497 days ago
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Thanks Jamel, I knew I could depend on you...
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JamelAll-American
497 days ago
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What!??!!- I can't help it- I'm hard wired this way-- it's in my jeans you know? Damn, seriosly if she can handle a huge pole like that imagine how she could handle my footlong (did you catch that?? Huh huh-- the hot dog thread)- hey, how many hotdogs do you think she could ram into her mouth at once??
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Clayton St. John Smythe Esq.Varsity
497 days ago
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All machismo aside, Jamel - I'm not sure she could vault over my pole, if you get my meaning - wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more...
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JamelAll-American
497 days ago
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Why would you want her to leap OVER your pole-- you infact want her to land ON your pole stupid-- damn is everyone a freakin loser virgin here? Get off the computer, stop blogging, and get some pussy will you!!
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JuTMSY4Legend
497 days ago
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apparently she's a ridonkulous pole vaulter though...
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The BeastAAA-er
497 days ago
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[Yup, she is.]
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JamelAll-American
497 days ago
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Just so you don't miss this part http://www.y...=zasPlQYZEHw
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JuTMSY4Legend
497 days ago
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we posted the same article...
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JuTMSY4Legend
497 days ago
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She talks too?! Amazing...
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JamelAll-American
497 days ago
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Oh I will respect her to- I won't even kick her out of bed- oh was that bad? I'm sorry. I mean I won't leave in the middle of the night.. oh snap, me bad, sorry, I mean I would even kick her breakfast... or kiss her goodbye in the morning.. or I can't help it-- Hey wasn't there a count down for Britney? or the Olsen Twins- not sure why now huh?
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
497 days ago
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We should all applaud Beast. Hell, give Beast "ArmchairGM's Blogger of the Year Award" RIGHT NOW. Without Beast's social commentary condemning this young beauty's oogling all over the Internet, many of us would NEVER even be aware of her. Well done!
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JamelAll-American
497 days ago
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Yeah that is pretty sweet of him isn't it- heck I already printed out pics of here and posted it above my computer- I'm going to do some photoshop work too- God bless you beast- you plan worked! Hail to the Chief of displaying young beauties!!
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
497 days ago
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In honor of Beast, let's give him a "+" on all his comments here! Great job kid!
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JamelAll-American
497 days ago
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Hell lets spread the word and show everyone her picture-- lets make this the number one thread!!!!
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
497 days ago
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Com'on gang - give the Beast kid his rightful "+" feedback on all his comments here. Let's make Beast the unanimous top feedback poster here at Armchair!
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
497 days ago
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I think Kombol is still on Jamel's thread bitching about me... Should someone check?
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JuTMSY4Legend
497 days ago
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Ok, this needs to be said...mostly because some things are more important... Does anyone care...
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
497 days ago
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Good point.
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Manny StilesAAA-er
497 days ago
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Tyrone should check the times on the posts too, so he could see I wrote that "bitch about him" before this article was even posted... Good old math, why do so many people fail to use you before popping off?
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
497 days ago
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Please Erik, this is Beast's moment, not yours. Show some respect and help us get this kid laid with the girl of his dreams.
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Clayton St. John Smythe Esq.Varsity
497 days ago
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Get back to your hotdogs, Manny. We're talkin' hot pole vaulters and THE BEAST here!
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
497 days ago
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Damn straight Mr. Smythe! And if us Jay the Joke posters know the value of teamwork, we will NOT REST until Beast gets this chick. BBB has the connections and SSS can get working on Beast's brand new blog dedicated to lovely and virtuous Allison.
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JamelAll-American
497 days ago
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When I wake up yeah I know I'm gonna be

I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you When I go out yeah I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you

If I get drunk yes I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you And if I haver yeah I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you

Chorus But I would walk 500 miles And I would walk 500 more Just to be the man who walked 1,000 miles To fall down at your door

When I'm working yes I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who's working hard for you And when the money comes in for the work I'll do I'll pass almost every penny on to you

Chorus But I would walk 500 miles And I would walk 500 more Just to be the man who walked 1,000 miles To fall down at your door

When I come home yeah I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who comes back home to you And if I grow old well I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who's growing old with you

Chorus But I would walk 500 miles And I would walk 500 more Just to be the man who walked 1,000 miles To fall down at your door

When I'm lonely yes I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who's lonely without you When I'm dreaming yes I know I'm gonna dream

Dream about the time when I'm with you
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
497 days ago
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Gang, this is a HUGE COMING OF AGE EXPERIENCE for our beloved "Beast". Now think about this for just a minute. Remember when you were "almost" 17? And obviously Beast has the absolutely hots for this Allison Stokke chick. Hell, Beast is DEFENDING HER HONOR against all US PERVERTS. That COUNTS FOR SOMETHING. Now, I'm going to assume Beast is rather inexperience with the ladies and NEEDS OUR HELP. Let's work together and HOOK THESE TWO KIDS UP. Whaddya say ArmchairGM team? Is it time for our "Beast" to howl with pure ectasy and obtain the girl of his dreams? One for all and all for one?
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The BeastAAA-er
497 days ago
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A very funny man Mr. Briggs. Interesting post, I guess it makes the job easier for you in terms of the fact that she lives 45 miles south of my house. Ha ha ha!
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JuTMSY4Legend
497 days ago
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doesn't it make the job easier for you?
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Clayton St. John Smythe Esq.Varsity
497 days ago
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I think maybe that Ms. Stokke might have a job in store for you!
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The BeastAAA-er
497 days ago
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Nope, considering that I don't own a car!
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
497 days ago
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WTF Beast, no wheels? Okay that will have to be taken care of here.
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JamelAll-American
497 days ago
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45 miles is going to stop you from hitting that??!!! What the heck man- got a bicycle, got two feet- WHY I WOULD WALK 500 miles, and I WOULD WALK 500 MORE, FOR TO BE THE MAN WHO WOULD HIT ALLISON DOUBLE LL, DOUBLE KK FIRST, OOOOHHH I WOULD WALK 500 MORE- DAAAAA DUUU DAAA DAAAAA, DAAAA DUUU DAAAA DAAAAA
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Manny StilesAAA-er
497 days ago
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This is why Chris Rock says a father only has one mission in life - "to keep your daughter off the pole"
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Clayton St. John Smythe Esq.Varsity
497 days ago
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Now that's just sexist. You should be ashamed of yourself.
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The BeastAAA-er
497 days ago
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Wow, I am surprised Chris Rock speak an entire sentence without somehow mixing in the word "cracker."
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JuTMSY4Legend
497 days ago
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oh god...
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The BeastAAA-er
497 days ago
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can speak..*$*%&$($(#(#
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Clayton St. John Smythe Esq.Varsity
497 days ago
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Wait... False Prophets can speak in tongues. Where he at?
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
497 days ago
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Probably over at the STEROID thread bashing the hell out of me without realizing it is yesterday's news. Oh well....
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Clayton St. John Smythe Esq.Varsity
497 days ago
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actually, quick ACGM tip - if you click on site scout at the top of the page, you can see the most recent activity in real time. a real cool feature on this site. mad props to DNL, Pean and others for this!
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Manny StilesAAA-er
497 days ago
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Funny how you're always accusing people of doing what you're best at...
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Clayton St. John Smythe Esq.Varsity
497 days ago
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Freakin Hi Larious
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
497 days ago
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Damn it aint' cracker- it's cracka
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
497 days ago
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I'm sensing this could be a great team bonding moment for ArmchairGM. Surely this think tank here could create the best Allison tribute blog in Beast's honor. And Hell's Bells, since Erik Kombol is the big Deadspin celebrity around here, surely a post from the uber-important, all-wise Tampa Bay Devil Ray blogger capturing the true love between Allison and Beast will be posted by Will Leitch for millions to read. And if THAT doesn't win Allison's heart for Beast, then we all blame Kombol (just don't let False Prophet near the keyboard - agreed?). Sound good?
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Manny StilesAAA-er
497 days ago
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Heck, Why not? It's not like you'd get around to writing anything, Dr Beyond Criticism
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
497 days ago
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JFC, I was actually attempting sincerity. Put Beast's needs ahead of our feud, well you for just once?
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Manny StilesAAA-er
497 days ago
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what fued? You just rip me and try to embarass me and I think you do that to yourself!

"Where's the SPORTS" is the better question? You report too much on your "Erik Kombol" obsession. I used to be obsessed with him too, it's understandable. We're *yawn* of that!

If you want to fued, we can do a "showdown". I'm game! I haven't seen a DUEL on this site in quite a while. It's actually a very cool feature. Pick a topic and we can duel, one on one...

(slaps him with a clean white glove)
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
497 days ago
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Or we can all work together and get Beast laid?
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
497 days ago
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Get him laid??!! Help??!! Why you have come to the right site-- when I lived in the south side of chicago I knew a girl Mooooooooeeeesha- now she knows how to handle a big pole. Let me know and it's done- I'll even drop ship her to his house-- heck if we all put in a few bucks we can afford the airfare- trust me she's worth it- Damn, sorry Jamel again
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I LOVE ME SOME MEWaterboy
497 days ago
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She's going to CAL! Too bad I'm six years removed.  :(
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
497 days ago
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I'm all confused now- The beast is only 17 years old and is writing this crap-- shoot at 17 I would be humping the monitor-- hell I still do that (I am currently doing that!) What the heck man-- you should be trying to get any girl to touch your penis and get you off- what's up?!
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Clayton St. John Smythe Esq.Varsity
497 days ago
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I guess you're going to love yourself some of yourself...
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
497 days ago
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Anon Fan, we're turning that all around here for Beast. "Almost" 17 year olds should not be opining for proper law & order UNLESS it is to win the heart of young damsel. Beast will get his Allison.
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
497 days ago
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Sorry go figure AF was me Jamel-

If beast wants an Alison I suggest this one http://www.alisonangel.com/

Practice on her and then move on to doubel "double L, double K"- Snopp Dogg would love her!
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DrpatriotAll-American
497 days ago
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I laughed out loud at that one Smythe.
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JamelAll-American
497 days ago
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http://www.y...=KZojpl-p_5A
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Manny StilesAAA-er
497 days ago
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Oh yeah, that was a big hit in the South Side back in the day, right?
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
497 days ago
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Personally I like Tupac but I am not too sure why Erik has a problem with Jamel's diverse muscial taste.
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Manny StilesAAA-er
497 days ago
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Personally I like John Coltrane (and Miles Davis of course)... but Biggie had better delivery than Tupac. But seriously, I'll pull the Outkast lever every time...

I am not sure why you have a problem with my sarcasm

Tupac, really? What's your favorite song? Not Kanye? What about Common (remember when he was Common Sense?) Where is the love for Chitown's best?
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Manny StilesAAA-er
497 days ago
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along the same lines of walking 500 miles, I had a friend who used to use this line...

"Man, I'd eat a mile of her poop just to sniff her panties"

He wasn't lucky with the ladies much.
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Patrickburke1980All-American
497 days ago
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