An IM Convo Between: Roger Clemens & Andy Petitte
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by Trizz
Now that finals have came and went I can get back to writing...i actually had started this a couple days ago so it might be a little "outdated" oh well enjoy or be annoyed, take ya pick, MANNY STILES lol
IPLaYWenIWanna#22: Hey Andy whats up
DandyAndy: I'm not talking to you, you told me those were vitamins you got at GNC
IPLaYWenIWanna#22: No I said I got them from a guy that used to live near a GNC
DandyAndy: I'm ruined, everything is lie
IPLaYWenIWanna#22: Well didn't you expect it, or did you assume the rest of the MLB batters got slightly worse
DandyAndy: I didn't need them
IPLaYWenIWanna#22: And you would've been Andy Petit all over again, remember those days
DandyAndy: Shut up...my PR person said to admit I took them and start donate some money to charity and this will all go away...I even hired an acting coach to help with my crying
IPLaYWenIWanna#22: Man that report is bunch of bull...its like the National Enquirer or ESPN the Magazine
DandyAndy: Well I don't like being booed, its hurtful
IPLaYWenIWanna#22: It doesn't matter anyway, I'm not saying a thing they ask about the Mitchell Report I ask about the season, like the Patriots do.
DandyAndy: But your too old to have half the career you had, hell even have a quarter of the career you had,
IPLaYWenIWanna#22: Not if I take them again
DandyAndy: But you'll get caught
IPLaYWenIWanna#22: They didn't catch me the first time, besides whats the odds that i take steroids AGAIN no one would think anyone is that dumb so they won't expect it
DandyAndy: Well I'm sticking to the apology and charity
IPLaYWenIWanna#22: Your giving in way too easily, all of it is speculation they don't have anything on us they can't even test for it
DandyAndy: Well I don't feel right about it, people look up to me
IPLaYWenIWanna#22: Like Who?? Andy I'm going to tell you something...no one cares about you. You don't hear about someone being the next Andy Pettitte, you never struck out 20 batters I did it twice, you got rings by following me around, you don't have 7 Cy Youngs
DandyAndy: OMG could your head get any bigger...oh wait maybe it can if you took more of your precious STEROIDS
IPLaYWenIWanna#22: Don't be mad I'm telling you the truth
DandyAndy: Kiss my ass ROIDGER
IPLaYWenIWanna#22: Haha that's cute...i bet you won't even fill a press conference
DandyAndy: Not if I tell them what you did...back in March 1999 I'm sure Debbie would love to know
IPLaYWenIWanna#22: YOU WOULDN'T :O
DandyAndy: I so would
IPLaYWenIWanna#22: Okay look Andy I'm sorry
DandyAndy: So you take back everything you said
IPLaYWenIWanna#22: yes
DandyAndy: Say Andy is the King of Everything and I envy him
IPLaYWenIWanna#22: ur forcing the issue
DandyAndy: Should I call her or just announce it
IPLaYWenIWanna#22: Andy is the King of Everything and I envy him
DandyAndy:And you'll hold a joint press conference with me admitting to your steroid and HGH use
IPLaYWenIWanna#22:Umm I'll think about it okay?
DandyAndy: Fine, I'll keep quiet for now...
IPLaYWenIWanna#22: So are you going to tell everything
DandyAndy: No, I'll give enough to win sympathy I'm not THAT silly
IPLaYWenIWanna#22:So what are you gonna say
DandyAndy: The same thing I told my parents about smoking pot...i tried it once and didn't like it
IPLaYWenIWanna#22: You think that'll work
DandyAndy:It worked then...
IPLaYWenIWanna#22: Well the media are going to have a field day
DandyAndy: Well Duh its New York and the Jets and Knicks suck, what else is there to talk about
IPLaYWenIWanna#22: What about the Giants
DandyAndy: But they cut Barry Bonds...
IPLaYWenIWanna#22: Not a sports guy I see anyway I gotta go
DandyAndy: Call me tonight
