An IM Convo Between: LT and Marty Schottenheimer
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by Trizz
Thanks for the suggestions, I know no one gave this one specifically but I saw Schottenheimer and couldn't resist.....this convo is PG-13 for language, but you should've known that, its Marty Schottenheimer
LaNFLDiVA#21: Hey coach whats going on
SuperBowlsAreOverrated: LaDainian! How the f*** are you
LaNFLDiVA#21: Fine I guess : (
SuperBowlsAreOverrated: What's wrong
LaNFLDiVA#21: I don't think we're going to make the playoffs...we suck
SuperBowlsAreOverrated: Don't talk like that, the division are full of a bunch of f***ing pansies you can win easily
LaNFLDiVA#21: But everything I do...its just not good enough I don't think Coach Norv likes me, when are you coming back
SuperBowlsAreOverrated: Now you know I can't do that...I'm sure Coach Turner treats you the same
LaNFLDiVA#21: No he doesn't he's mean, he doesnt give me the ball and at practice he said my visor makes me look like a Power Ranger and everyone laughed at me
SuperBowlsAreOverrated: LMFAO, he said that, hey that job stealing son-of-a-bitch is alright
LaNFLDiVA#21: I'M NOT A POWER RANGER! IT'S NOT FUNNY! : (
SuperBowlsAreOverrated: I'm sorry, stop being a LaBaby so hows the rest of the gang
LaNFLDiVA#21: They aren't doing so well either, especially Shawne
SuperBowlsAreOverrated: Yeah, I've been trying to talk to him, how the f*** he let that midget knock him on his ass like that
LaNFLDiVA#21: Well since he's been off his "vitamins" he hasn't been as good as you can see and Coach Norv won't allow him to take any more because "its dishonest"
SuperBowlsAreOverrated: What about Phillip how's he doing
LaNFLDiVA#21: He's been getting special treatment, foot massages he gets to eat candy during film watch....
SuperBowlsAreOverrated: Tell him if he keeps getting pampered like a b****, he's going to keep playing like one
LaNFLDiVA#21: He said shut up old geezer that's why you aren't coaching anymore
SuperBowlsAreOverrated: Oh I got something for his ass.....
LaNFLDiVA#21: I don't think I wanna play anymore, maybe I should get hurt, I don't wanna go to Arrowhead they're mean
SuperBowlsAreOverrated: Didn't I say stop being a LaB****
LaNFLDiVA#21: You said stop being a LaBaby
SuperBowlsAreOverrated: LaBaby, LaB****, La Bamba, be a f***ing man,
LaNFLDiVA#21: Why can't you come back as an assistant, I need you
SuperBowlsAreOverrated: I'm not no got damn assistant, you need to lead this team Phillip is a b**** and Norv let San Francisco turn him sweet, you can win a game by yourself like that rookie guy um...Peterson he got 296 yards against...oh....
LaNFLDiVA#21: But they wont give me the ball, I ask for the ball and they pretend like they are giving it to me and then they throw it
SuperBowlsAreOverrated: Like a play action pass
LaNFLDiVA#21: Oh...i knew that : D
SuperBowlsAreOverrated: Where did I go wrong....
LaNFLDiVA#21: It might've been last year against the Patriots, or that year against the Jets or when you got in trouble for cursing at all of us or it could've been trading Drew Brees or it could've been
SuperBowlsAreOverrated: Alright I get it...point is if you want respect take it, Phil throwing too much bump him and make him fumble, Antonio gets too many passes drug his gatorade and bash Turner in public...that little bastard
LaNFLDiVA#21: Ok....it was nice talking to you coach...bye ilu muah
SuperBowlsAreOverrated: WHAT THE HELL DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SAYING THAT!!!!!
Let me know what you think what parts were funny what parts you didnt get, anyone offended can feel free to grow thicker skin and i have a couple of ideas for my next installment but maybe you got one better so post vote do what you gotta do....
