An IM Convo Between: Chad Pennington & Byron Leftwich
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by Trizz
JuckFackDelRio: Whats up Chad what you doing
IMissHerm: Nothing sitting at home watching We Are Marshall
JuckFackDelRio: Man I love that movie, shouldn't you be getting ready for the game theres a chance you could still play
IMissHerm: No, they said if Clemens get hurt they'll just forfeit
JuckFackDelRio: Oh so you're still hurt
IMissHerm: No I was never hurt, Coach just trying to suck up to the fans...like last week at practice he asked who should start and he put his hand over my head and like 2 people cheered and then he went over Kellen's head and 3 people cheered so now Kellen's the starter
JuckFackDelRio: You minds as well just leave now, once they turn on you they don't turn back
IMissHerm: It don't matter I'm Chad Wadsworth Longfellow Pennington the third, I can get a job anywhere
JuckFackDelRio: Yea man, thats the spirit they act like because we get hurt that we can't play, if the President stubs his toe do they impeach him, No.
IMissHerm: Exactly, getting hurt is part of the game they shouldn't penalize us for that we should be getting Workers Compensation, we should start a Union
JuckFackDelRio: Isn't there a players union already
IMissHerm: No man I mean an Injured Players Union, me, you, Donovan McNabb, Cadillac Williams....
JuckFackDelRio: We Hurt, We Eat Dirt, Get Used To It
IMissHerm: So whats going on in Atlanta why won't they start you
JuckFackDelRio: The fans don't like me, its not my fault that O-Line gives me as much protection as a broken condom
IMissHerm: I wanna go back to Marshall, they appreciated me there
JuckFackDelRio: Yeah man me too, I haven't even kept up with them are they in any bowl games
IMissHerm: Yeah, they're in the ArmChairGM Bowl
JuckFackDelRio: What the hell is ArmChairGM
IMissHerm: I have no idea
JuckFackDelRio: Man I'm tired of football, I'm going to join one of them reality shows
IMissHerm: Like the Biggest Loser, or Celebrity Fit Club
JuckFackDelRio: No I mean like the Bachelor or Dancing with the Stars, all the athletes do it
IMissHerm: I don't think your famous enough to be on Dancing with the Stars you're more like an asteroid than a star
JuckFackDelRio: and your more like a glass than a quarterback
IMissHerm: that was uncalled for : (
JuckFackDelRio: I'm sorry Chad....
IMissHerm: No this conversation is over
JuckFackDelRio: C'mon don't be like this IMissHerm has went away
JuckFackDelRio: Women.....
Auto Response From IMissHerm: They're All The Same....
