Alternative Title Game (9/24/07)

by SSreporters

I think I won my own contest, as cheesy as that sounds. The new title for the Minnesota Twins is:

Carlos Silva's Fan Club's Version of Porn

In the wake of the choking to the Seattle Seahawks (we really shouldn't have won the game), give the alternative (non-arrest related) title for:

The Cincinnati Bengals

Steel TownAll-American

423 days ago

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Over Rated.

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CheezerMajor Leaguer

423 days ago

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The pass was caught for a loss!

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SSreportersLegend

423 days ago

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I agree, but Marv Lewis totally crapped the bed by challenging the fumble.

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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer

423 days ago

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Still Better Than Chicago

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SSreportersLegend

423 days ago

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Which reminds me, on November 12th, the Bears come to Qwest Field to play Seattle.

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Falcon02520Legend

423 days ago

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but not Cleveland

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JuTMSY4Legend

423 days ago

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Rams 2.0?

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Falcon02520Legend

423 days ago

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The only team that could play a prison league team and be playing against half their team's roster.

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Davis21wylieAll-Star

423 days ago

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Cincinnati Sieves

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JuTMSY4Legend

423 days ago

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This user knows that your goalie is a Sieve.

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JuTMSY4Legend

423 days ago

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This user knows that your goalie is a Sieve.

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JuTMSY4Legend

423 days ago

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I don't get it!

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SSreportersLegend

423 days ago

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At least our jerseys are better than the Eagles.

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JuTMSY4Legend

423 days ago

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The Cincinnati Bengals, attracted to Shiny Things snce 1968...

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JuTMSY4Legend

423 days ago

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What's funny is, I agree, those Jerseys are hideous...

I can't believe they existed in 1932 (bonus points to anyone who can tell me the origin of the nickname "Eagles" and why) and were so shiny...

One would assume the original eagles Unis weren't nearly as bright...and...guady...

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MetsJetsDevilsDraft Pick

423 days ago

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"The inspiration for the film THE LONGEST YARD"

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RomiezzoLegend

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There's nothing wrong with Ohio... except the snow and the rain... and the Bengals.

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WoodsmeisterVarsity Captain

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You Mean We Have to Play Defense, Too?

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False ProphetAll-Star

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Ohio's version of champions

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BrittschrammRed-Shirting

423 days ago

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To use a theme from another article - "Rented Mule"

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Oh No RomoDraft Pick

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We know we can play defense, but scoring points is more fun

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BrittschrammRed-Shirting

423 days ago

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Sounds like something a Catholic school girl would say

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TylersaltAll-Star

423 days ago

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heyoooo!

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TylersaltAll-Star

423 days ago

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I'll take the over.

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RawbeezeitzAAA-er

423 days ago

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The NFL's answer to the NBA.

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BrittschrammRed-Shirting

423 days ago

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Only if you watch the Western Conference or the All-Star game. The Eastern is still all kinds of U-G-L-Y both offensively and defensively.

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