A chat between Peyton Manning, Eli Manning and Matt Leinart (with some suprise guest appearances)
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by Crackajg
[I credit this article to Trizz since his IM article gave me the idea for this.]
An AIM chat between Peyton Manning, Eli Manning and Matt Leinart (with guest appearances by Pacman Jones and L.T. [includes some foul language.])
ColtsRtheBest18 has entered the room.
MattieL6969 has entered the room.
GManQB has entered the room.
MattieL6969: Wuzzuupp guys? : P
ColtsRtheBest18: Don’t give us that Matt, why were you at our house the other day?!
GManQB: Yeah! Why?!
MattieL6969: ur dad invited me ovr and I had nthn 2 do.
ColtsRtheBest18: Bologna! Don’t give me that Matthew. Your trying to become dad’s favorite! Well let me tell you, I’M HIS FAVORITE!
GManQB: Yeah! Wait NUH UH!
MattieL6969: no not tru!!!1 ur dad is cool plus ur mom makes awsm lemonaid.
GManQB: Yeah, I love her lemonade.
ColtsRtheBest18: Stop changing the subject! Matt, we need to get this straightened out. Hey Eli, do we have any chips in the house?
GManQB: No. I ate them last night.
ColtsRtheBest18: WTF ELI?!!?
GManQB: Sorry : /
ColtsRtheBest: Listen Matt, I can make you great. How about you paint a big number 18 on the side of your car?
MattieL6969: y the fuck wood I do that?
ColtsRtheBest: After that, you need to get one of my fatheads and stick it on your bedroom wall.
MattieL6969: gay!
GManQB: ya that’s pretty gay peyton.
ColtsRtheBest: Gay? GAY?! ILL SHOW YOU GAY ELI!
GManQB: ???
MattieL6969: wtf?!11
ColtsRtheBest: Wait! I didn’t mean that! What I mean is… you guys need to buy a Vizio!
GManQB: Your not even a spokesman for Vizio Peyton!
ColtsRtheBest: Good ol’ LaDainian got me the hookup. Me and him are gonna be in a commercial. Hold on I’ll invite him!
MattieL6969: NOOO!!
GManQB: Peyton don’t! I’m outta here. See ya.
GManQB has left the room.
VizioVisor21 has entered the room.
VizioVisor21: I heard you guys were talking about Vizio’s? I love Vizio’s, they make me feel like I’m right in the game!
ColtsRtheBest: Hey LaDainian!
VizioVisor21: Whatsup Peyton? You ready for our commercial together? It’s gonna be so classy!
MattieL6969: do u really wear ur helmet wen u watch tv lt?
VizioVisor21: Of course I do! I wouldn’t have to, though, because Vizio’s make me feel like I’m right in the game!
MattieL6969: dude stop tryn to hard sell vizios they suck sonys r so much btr!
VizioVisor21: That is absolutely not true. I sold Pacman one just last week. Hold on I’ll get him in here.
MakeitRain420 has entered the room.
MakeitRain420: Yo.
VizioVisor21: WUTTUP P-MAN! HOWS YOUR VIZIO MAN?
MakeitRain420: it aight. Hey u guyz want to go 2 a strip club?
MattieL6969: not with u
MakeitRain420: whats that sposed 2 mean white boy?
MattieL6969: um I don’t want u 2 shoot sum1 and me get charged with accomplise for murder?
MakeitRain420: come on man! Aint nadin wrong wit a lil 187!
ColtsRtheBest: Yes, there is a lot wrong with a ‘lil 187’ Come on Pacman! You need to stop this stuff!
VizioVisor21: Yeah, it’s not classy Pacman.
MakeitRain420: wat is this an intervention? Fuck this bullish im off like a prom dress. PAYCE!
MakeitRain420 has left the room.
ColtsRtheBest: Well I’m gonna get some shut eye. Big day tomorrow for you too LaDainian.
VizioVisor21: Ya, I’m gonna get some shuteye, too. Fall asleep watchin my Vizio. L8r.
VizioVisor21 has left the room.
ColtsRtheBest: I’ll talk to ya, Matt. Oh and stop coming over my house! Thanks, later.
ColtsRtheBest has left the room.
MattieP6969: hey were did every1 go I was takin a piss.
MattieP6969: hello?!1
MattieP6969 has left the room.
