A Behind the Scenes Look at Mike Holmgren's Notes
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by Mookie
No, it isn't a real story you fools.
Since I am borderline sick of hearing this dude after the mess that has piled up the last 2 weeks because of him, here are some exclusive looks at the notes Mike Holmgren is sure to use in the future.
1. On 3rd down plays greater than 15 yards, surprise them by running left tackle with Shaun Alexander.
2. When down by 13 with 23 seconds to go, punt, hope for fumble.
3. Why in the hell should we pass at all? Shaun still has it, toss right for 5 straight plays.
4. Note to self: Shaun Alexander is a great receiver.
5. Make sure to not use Matt for QB sneak on 4th and inches, run toss play, hope blockers are competent enough.
6. Who is Maurice Morris? That other guy that is the backup for Alexander?
7. What's a trick play? Is it something yo do on Halloween? Mmmm....candy.
8. Tell linebackers there is no purpose on landing on the football when you could just pick it up.
9. Complain to the NFL that NBC doesn't need to zoom in on play book, I'm already predictable.
10. Tell Jim Mora on 3rd and 20 yard plays, make safeties go 40 yards deep.
11. Schedule when certain key players can have their injuries.
12. I shouldn't make Josh Brown kick a lot of FG's, that's why I didn't let him cut the lead to 8 against the Saints.
13. Tell Burleson and Engram to starting dropping passes again.
14. Tell Nate Burleson to never signal fair catch on punt returns.
15. Ask EA Sports to put entire Seahawks team on Madden 09.
So for those who had no idea what the Walrus was thinking during Mon-Sat, there you have it.
Reporting from Seattle,
SS Reporters
