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10 Things I Hate About You (Baseball)

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by user Dahumber

This is not going to be a rant about how I think baseball needs a salary cap, nor is it a rant against the New York Yankees. That is redundant. However there are ten things that I would love to rid Major League Baseball of, and here they be:

10. The Wave

One of the dumbest incarnations of fan interaction, this exhibition should be outlawed in every major league stadium. If security finds someone attempting to start a wave, they should immediately tazer said individual and bring him to the clink.

9. Bud Selig & Donald Fehr

Allen H. "Bud" Selig
Allen H. "Bud" Selig

A big reason why your team can't afford to keep your favourite player? These two guys can share the blame. Fehr makes Selig look like a pussy, which isn't very difficult. The game would be much more of a 'game' than a 'business' if these two louts were shown the door.

8. Two Teams in Florida

It's a shame baseball swept the game out of Montreal, won't put a team in more deserving markets such as Buffalo, Portland or Las Vegas, and still has two teams in a market that couldn't care less about the game.

7. Third Uniforms

These third uniforms, to some teams, are treated as primary uniforms. They look like Spring Training Uniforms, and give off the vibe that when they're being worn, it's the teams version of Dress Down Fridays, which would be fine, but as a paying consumer, I want my teams dressed to the nines in their 'official' home or away uniforms when I'm there. If you are going to have a third uniform, use it sparingly, and have it be a throwback uniform rather than just being a bold primary colour.

6. Jeffrey Loria

The Anti-Christ of baseball owners murdered the Expos, has been rewarded with an undeserved World Series ring, and is living off the bounty of revenue sharing without helping his franchise in any ways financially.

5. Interleague Play

It was cool for the first year they did it, but now it's just a nuisanse, creating an unbalanced schedule, and too many 'Who Cares?' matchups to be worth the effort. Sure it's kinda cool to see the Dodgers come in next year to Toronto, but not that cool. I would rather see more games against the A's.

4. Catcher's Goalie Mask

Blame Charlie O'Brien for ushering the new face of backcatchers in the majors. Call us old fashioned, but the old catcher's masks still look way cooler than these stupid artsy hockey masks.

3. John Gibson

Gibson doesn't have anything to do directly with the game of baseball, and I guess it's tough to argue that he really has anything to do indirectly as well. But his mere existence makes everything in the world a little worse. And that's a fact.

2. Teams Can't Trade Draft Picks

How condescending of major league baseball to not allow General Managers of teams to trade their draft picks for the entry draft. It's almost as if they are telling teams 'we don't trust what you may do, so we won't let you ruin your teams.' The fact is, some franchises value the entry draft much more than other teams. If Brian Sabean wants to build his team not around the draft, he should have the right to move his picks for Major League or Minor League players. The rule in place is stupid.

1. Ads Behind Home Plate

When they started putting those revolving signs behind home plate a bit over half a decade ago, I couldn't concentrate on anything other than what was on the rotating billboard. "DRINK COCA-COLA" would run through my head, rather than the count at the plate. 'Relax' I was told 'You're a young guy, give it a week and you won't even notice it's there'. Fast forward 8 or so years, the rotating advertisements have now gotten bigger, Fox has replaced some of them with huge greenscreens to digitally plant dozens of ads, such as "PRISON BREAK ON FOX!", and it's now more distracting then ever.

If I'm going to invest three or so hours watching a baseball game on television, the least the networks and MLB could do is not have me forced to see "KOTEX FITS. PERIOD.", if I want to see Nick Swisher hit.


This article was transcribed from my blog http://dahumber.blogspot.com, which is updated daily with new articles surrounding Major League Baseball.

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DNLLegend
630 days ago
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1. As my brother and I note, the wave is a football thing. It's idiotic at most baseball stadiums (especially Shea) because the bleachers aren't a 360 degree wrap around. So the wave goes from one edge of the seats to the other, and then dies. It's dumb. There's no challenge in starting it, because you have an obvious starting point, and there's no chance of it going on forever.
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Awrigh01All-Star
630 days ago
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I am sorry, but the wave kicks ass.
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JoshkrossDraft Pick
630 days ago
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The wave is laaaaaame. There's too high a chance of beer spillage
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TartanVarsity Captain
630 days ago
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So do the newer catcher's mask. Anyone that has worn one will agree.
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JoshkrossDraft Pick
630 days ago
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To complete the Mets fans triumverate, let me say this, in defense of Loria. He is a definitely pussbag, but the decision to cut payroll this year turned out to be brilliant, didn't it? (I'm assuming this is what you were talking about with the revenue sharing dollars.) They got oodles of prospects while keeping arguably their two best players. They almost competed for a wild card and unless you attribute all of that to Girardi, they should be even better next year. The build up to a championship, tear it down, build up again system sure seems to work.
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DahumberPee Wee
630 days ago
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You seem to be giving alot of credit to Loria on the Marlins' success this year, which I would take honus with. He mandated the purge, yes, but I would give most of the credit to the scouting department and management outside of Loria.
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JoshkrossDraft Pick
630 days ago
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I will assume you mean umbrage, not onus. We'll see how it plays out, but I was merely trying to say that the purge was not done just because he's a money grubbing douche-nozzle (which he is), but that it is a legitimate strategy that allows smaller market teams to build champions. The Marlins are not the poster children for the problems with revenue sharing, the jerk-offs that own the Royals and Pirates are.
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DahumberPee Wee
630 days ago
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Thanks for not only correcting my awful spelling, but also the incorrect use of a word! I feel shamed... but also wiser and more learned. I also appreciate the fact I can now add the term douche-nozzle in my everyday speak.
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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer
630 days ago
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I wholly agree with your disdain for the wave. The fact that people go to sporting events every year and are still entertained by just a simple concept is dumbfounding.
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ASwaffAll-American
630 days ago
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Amen to everything. Although I would have put the wave higher, about where you had third uniforms. And I would have put Bud Selig and Don Fehr where you have catcher's goalie mask.
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MikeBriggsVarsity
630 days ago
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I agree with everything except for #'s 3 and 4, neither of which I care about (who is John Gibson?; note: RFK goes around in the upper decks, so the wave can continue forever without obvious starting and stopping point, but is still distracting and annoying).
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ASwaffAll-American
630 days ago
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He's a pundit for Fox News that has brought the world such brilliant observations as secular America's war on Christmas. He's mean and I increasingly get the impression he's either lost his mind, or he's taking a note out of Ann Coulter's playbook and trying to get press by screaming outrageous accusations.
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The BeastAAA-er
630 days ago
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Whats the probelm with the current state of baseball. Popularity and attendance are increasing each year.
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
630 days ago
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what's wrong with ann coulter? she is witty and points out the absurdity of what we call the democratic party. and you don't notice the war on christmas? are y ou kidding or just in denial? look at our schools, look at work, look at public buildings.
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
630 days ago
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and if fox news was so terrible as you state, then why it rated #1 in primetime??? maybe it's because people are sick of the liberal bullcrap spewing from liberal mainstream media. dan rather. haha. i'm sure you're a big liberal loving dean/pelosi/clinton. keep reading the ny times, they have a nice captive liberal audience for their agenda. i'm sure y ou also don't like the ny yankees, how could you? they dominate and that scares you? america's dominance scares you too.
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SashaDiv-I Stud
629 days ago
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Look AF the reason FOX news is # 1 is the same reason Springer is big is because people like seeing fat white people yelling at each other.
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Manny StilesDraft Pick
630 days ago
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#1, #1a and #1b - Tim McCarver
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PnattRed-Shirting
630 days ago
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10. Here in Australia we have the Mexican Wave which is often used at cricket matches. I'm not sure if this is the same kind of wave used in MLB but I have no problem with the Mexican wave.

9. Not sure who Donald Fehr is but I'm not a big fan of Bud Selig. Sure he introduced the much needed wild card but that isn't enough. 8 teams out of 30 entering the playoffs is ridiculous in any sport. He should have done more. He's great for baseball purists.

8. I agree. If baseball doesn't have as much a following in Florida than in somewhere else in the US or Canada the franchises should be located somewhere else instead. I have a similar problem with the NHL having two teams in Florida, the Tampa Bay Lightning and the Florida Panthers. I say get rid of the Florida Panthers!

7. I think alternate uniforms are great!

6. The Expos are sadly missed.

5. Interleague play is great.

4. Who cares.

3. Dunno who he is so I won't comment about it.

2. Dunno.

1. Yeah that must be annoying.
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PnattRed-Shirting
630 days ago
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^^^ geez I suck at writing comments about sports that I had a huge interest in before but no longer have!!
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