“Quick, don the tin foil hat, Michael Vick is loose!”**
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63 Million Billion Dollars people. Did you know there was that much money and that Michael Vick has it? Well one Mr. Jonathan Lee Riches does and he is suing Ookie for it.
His hand written complaint is pure, unadulterated GENIUS people. Hee I have not stopped laughing for like an hour.
Did you know, amongst other things that Michael Vick:
- Pledged Allegiance to Al Qaeda
- Subjected Mr. Jonathan Lee Riches to microwave testing
- Used drugs in school zones
- is in the business of illegal steroids
The Complaint concludes with this priceless gem:
- “Michael Vick has to stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes.”
Indeed Mr. Jonathan Lee Riches, Indeed.
Oh and by the way, Mr. Jonathan Lee Riches is currently a resident of a federal penitentiary.
He be in Jail, y’all! This isht is PRICELESS! Ooooh Ron Mexico is in trouble!
I cannot stop laughing, y’all! He wants “$63,000,000,000.00 backed by gold and silver delivered via ‘UPS’ United Parcel Service to the front gates of FCI Williamsburg, Sauters, S.C.”
PRICELESS!
**Quote by Harem member and co worker of the Goddess Jeff. Jeff please don’t steal my media empire.
-Your Gridiron Goddess
