"Who’s Now" of the ESPN Anchor Commercials…The Dave Bliss Bracket - Vote Now!
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by LastRow
In conjunction with the ESPN's Who's Now SportsCenter campaign which some are calling "soul-crushingly lame." Along with, "name me one person that cares about this." Why, these sentiments are heard nationwide! Personally I shut my boob tube off when this marketing room stupidity airs for fear I will cave in my LCD! Although another man junk is another man’s treasure…
In keeping with this God awful theme…LastRowSports.com have decided to bracketize ourselves. Of course none of this would be at all possible without the "pro bracketer" himself, Rick Neuheisel! For he’s are Michael, Kirk, and Keyshawn all rolled into one. Now unlike bracketing athletes, we’re taking what ESPN does best this days, since their sports coverage can be mentioned in the same breath as the whole Paris Hilton jail fiasco. In addition resembling the fall, and fall again…Um, did I say fall of what’s called the Britney Spears life story. Nonetheless their best work these days seems to be producing slapstick funny commercials featuring their anchors which are, according to doctors worldwide better on the eyes & ears.
Unlike the overdone original version, these bracket fillers actually have meaning and substance. Before the brackets are revealed in this selection show special write up here’s how it’s going to play out. There’s going to be two brackets released today and tomorrow cutting the field in half from 32 down to the Sweet Sixteen based on you the voters! So don’t miss the release parties you varmints! Although unlike the ESPN version where it’s 70/30…This version created by LastRowSports.com is 100 percent based on the public votes. However, we must warn that standard texting rates do apply if you chose to text in you tally…LastRowSports.com will not reimburse you! OH YES, DID I MENTION VOTES ARE NEEDED TO MAKE THIS THINGY WORK?
With out further speculation, let’s get on with it shall we brackets…
In the Dave Bliss Region…
- Charley Steiner tries to avoid his Whooping
(8) Stuart Scott gets funny with Roger Federer
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(4) Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin
(5) Shue for Steiner
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(3) Western Kentucky Mascot
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(6) Craig Kilborn's Assistant
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(2)Karl Ravech not a Syracuse fan
(7) Fluff the Counselor
