"Manning's Seventh Pick of the Night"
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by Statistocrat
Just when Peyton Manning thought his night in San Diego couldn't get any worse.....It did.
After throwing a seasons worth of interceptions in one night, Peyton took to the streets of San Diego to have a cocktail to forget about his long day at work. When the waitress noticed him, she paid extra attention to him and made sure he was a happy consumer. At the end of the night she came out with him and made a pass at him and tried to slip her phone number to him. The pass was intercepted by Antonio Cromartie.
Witnesses say that he came out of nowhere to make his fourth interception of the night. He then kicked Manning in the groin and jumped into a 1987 Dodge Caravan driven by Adam Vinatieri, and mooned the future hall of fame quarterback as it pulled away. Now obviously this didn't happen, but this is the way that Peyton had to feel at the end of the day. He has had his worst game and will definitely be back his old form this week. He will be at home against a Kansas City defense that was just throttled by the Denver Broncos. I look for Addai to have a big first quarter which will force the Chiefs to load the box. Peyton will take over at that point. If he didn't have a chip on his shoulder before, he does now.
If John Lynch does not play, as he is currently questionable, that will put Hamza Abdullah on the last line of defense. He only has one pass defensed in three years of professional duty. If they try to put him in the box look for lots of play action pass over the top of the former 7th round draft pick.
Look for Indy...BIG...at home on Sunday. If you have players from Indy...Start em.... Sincerely, Leroy the Fish
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Statty, this whole story has a SERIOUS plot hole. The girl made the pass, not Peyton (there's a serious plot hole there too, but that's another story).
Manning was the intended reciever, not the passer. After further review - Six interceptions stands.
Plus, I heard it was a Plymouth Voyager, not a Dodge Caravan... but my sources are pretty incredulous.