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"Just drivin around in John Voight's car.."

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by Brittschramm

"It's not the end of the world that I'm selling my car."
"It's not the end of the world that I'm selling my car."

Are you in the market for a formerly-owned car and don't care what may or may not have happened in it?  Have approximately $50 grand laying around that's looking for a good home?  Lastly, are you an eBay member in good standing?  Well sir or madam, I've got the opportunity of a lifetime for you.  It seems that due to the recent success of selling his BBQ grill on the eBay, Manny Ramirez has decided to part with his '06 Chrysler 300M STR8 using the internet auction warehouse according to Jerry Nasif, the person who is handling the car sale for the Red Sox slugger. 

The car comes standard with the following added features: 22-inch rims, chrome as far as the eye can see and a custom grill.  Plus, Nasif says that Manny will throw in "a trunk full of autographed items, a jersey, bat and ball, four tickets to a future Red Sox game and a meet-and-greet with Manny to talk about the car."  But no word on who's gonna pay for the gas.

Are you worried about a high starting bid and a expensive reserve?  Fuggetaboutit.  "...Nasif said he will start the bidding at $5,000 and won’t set a reserve. But he expects the ride to sell for something in the neighborhood of $50,000..."“It’s probably worth around $35,000,” he said. “But we’ll get an extra $10,000 or so because it was Manny’s.”"  Because, as you know, celebrity is all about the Benjamins.

Are you scared about seeing tons of fake bids in order to artifically raise the price of this wonderous piece of American machinery?  Fuggetaboutit.  "We are only working with bidders who have 100 percent positive feedback on eBay,” Nasif said. “That way people can’t just register to bid on this.”  So, too bad for those eBayers who have been screwed by a vindictive seller who gave you a negative becuase you were one day late with your payment.

In other words, for those of you who have the disposable cash and the eBay cred, this car is practically yours for the taking.  Then you will really know what is like for Manny to be Manny.  At least when he's driving; not running the base paths.

This article was also published at Tripping the Life Fanatic

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AfraidofedhochuliDraft Pick
259 days ago
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what's a "customer grill"?
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BrittschrammRed-Shirting
259 days ago
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A verbiage error. It will be corrected, kind sir.
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AfraidofedhochuliDraft Pick
259 days ago
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ahhh yes. Sorry...I actually thoguht it was...i'm a tard
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CoreyisarealboyMajor Leaguer
259 days ago
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If only I hadn't just dropped 50 G's on that nose lift last week...
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
259 days ago
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Hopefully Manny had the car thoroughly cleaned. It is not fair to the buyer if the flooring and seats are covered in McDonald's hamburger grease.
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BrittschrammRed-Shirting
259 days ago
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Sir, you read my mind.
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Oh No RomoDraft Pick
258 days ago
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Well peener is obviously funnier. I just wanted to get the opinions of others
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Oh No RomoDraft Pick
259 days ago
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THIS JUST IN....Yankees will celebrate Jon Voight Day on Opening Day
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JamelAll-American
259 days ago
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Hey douchebags- miss me?
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AfraidofedhochuliDraft Pick
259 days ago
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i never knew you...but i heard sooooo much nice to meet you
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JamelAll-American
259 days ago
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Nice to meet you too- I've been in rehab for quit some time now- but I'm all better now--- is Tyrone still be a dick? Can we say dick here? should I say penis instead?
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
259 days ago
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How are Andy Reid's kids coping?
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AfraidofedhochuliDraft Pick
259 days ago
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Yes, yes and yes. Good to have you back!
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JamelAll-American
259 days ago
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Andy Reids kids???!! I don't get it- I'm trying to adopt Britney's kids-- K-Fed's a dick- I can say that right?
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Oh No RomoDraft Pick
259 days ago
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Hey guys which is funnier, peener or weenis?
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CoreyisarealboyMajor Leaguer
259 days ago
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You're the man with all the answers. Shouldn't we be asking you?
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
258 days ago
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Jamel, sorry dude but I forgot to tell you all about <pc font>!
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
91 days ago
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Exceptionally Good. That is my say. However for others it would be better if they had been into an auction-warehouse earlier.
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